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# If at first you don't succeed....
Use more alcohol.

Then more.

Then the hammer.

Then the hammer.

Then the hammer.

Then the hammer.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# i can out drink quite a few blokes, it's nothing for me to get a bird paralytic.
i guess im more respectful than forceful :(
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I tried that approach...
it doesn't work. Ever.

Unless you want to pull a paranoid schizophrenic who's looking for someone to take care of them and share their pain.

Then I ignored women altogether and became suddenly popular* with the ladies.

* By which I mean one person, Mrs Doom, found me attractive.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# i just ingore everyone, it doesn't work for me either.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Then find yourself a nice paranoid schizophrenic to look after for a while.
Yeah, there's a lot of emotional blackmail, but you're guaranteed an 'interesting' learning curve in the sack.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)