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# There's a new guy in town...
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Does he kill them all
*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# No, they're still alive at the end...
albeit with no skin...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# yep this
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Or skin pinned back and botoxed so much
they're unable to move.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# *rates five out of five for no skin*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# A+++++++++
would skin again
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# That was the first one.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Sex and the City: Three women on day release with their grandma...
and the japes and hijinks they get up to
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Surely, two women on day release with their grandma go riding....
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Or as Brian from Family Guy said
"Three hookers and their mom"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# that's probably what my brain was trying to remember but couldn't
I'll make sure it pays for it's stupidity later on by drinking alcohol and using a mobile phone too much.

Mwwuuhhhhahhahhaaahhaahahah *cough*

Then we'll see how much it remembers then!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Your brain is evil and must be punished!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Fucking Sex and the City!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# ZOMG!!!!! IT IZ ABOUT YOU, YOU LIVE IN CITY, YOU DO THE HUMPING
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# THESE FACTYS IS TRUES!¬
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Will there be killing in it, mainly everyone getting killed in it
but not pretend killing, real killing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# it can be arranged.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# SEX AND THE CITY 2: THE SEAMEN WITHIN
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# ahaha
this is much better
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# SEX AND THE CITY 2: MARRIED & SOBBING
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# SEX AND THE CITY 3: SOMBRE REALISATION THEY'D HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF SHAGGING ME
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# SEX AND THE CITY 4: THE MUMMY RETURNS
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# SEX AND THE CITY 5: MILFS AND LOVING IT
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# SEX WITH NO PITY VI: MUMS GET BUMMED
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# SEX WITH NO PITY VII: sex ain't so pretty
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# has someone done a porn version of Sex and the City?
must have happened, surely..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Probably..
Don't know...and I'm @ work so I can't search ;).
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Like the mythical episode...
... where 'SaMANtha' actually keeps her clothes ON her haggard, cock-withering, greying flaps?

Nah, urban myth.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Id like to see a city have sex
say New York shagging Moscow
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# like this

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Mindpiss :D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I reckon she could take
twin towers at a time
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# would would would would.
even the lezzo one.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# So... basically you'd shag a leather sofa if you thought you were in with a chance?
You're not visiting my house any time soon...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# yes, but I wouldn't because even the sofa would reject me
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
That just made my Self-Pity-O-Meter (©SJD 2009) explode.

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# oh don't worry, I can max out emometers at uni.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Just get a plain looking lady drunk and indulge in some loveless rutting.
Once you've got a bit of experience under your belt you'll be well away!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# it didn't work last time, why should it work at all.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# If at first you don't succeed....
Use more alcohol.

Then more.

Then the hammer.

Then the hammer.

Then the hammer.

Then the hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# i can out drink quite a few blokes, it's nothing for me to get a bird paralytic.
i guess im more respectful than forceful :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I tried that approach...
it doesn't work. Ever.

Unless you want to pull a paranoid schizophrenic who's looking for someone to take care of them and share their pain.

Then I ignored women altogether and became suddenly popular* with the ladies.

* By which I mean one person, Mrs Doom, found me attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# i just ingore everyone, it doesn't work for me either.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Then find yourself a nice paranoid schizophrenic to look after for a while.
Yeah, there's a lot of emotional blackmail, but you're guaranteed an 'interesting' learning curve in the sack.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# have a trip to japan
you'll be fighting them off
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# To the sound of the 5,6,7,8s ?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# maybe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# *plays image over and over in head*
That's me sorted for the rest of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I'll wait for the remake
which I beleive is due in July
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)