it doesn't make sense
he doesn't look like he's gone through puberty
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rob,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:19,
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apparently his voice hasn't broken
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St. Defenestration The REAL one,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:20,
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I heard him on TV. He has no idea how he'll financially support the baby
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:22,
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he could sell it
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:23,
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He doesn't even get pocket money
And he's apparently bit of a nawtystep resident at school.
Humanity is dooooomed.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:24,
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he has sperm of magnitude
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arrangedletters,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:22,
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