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# I just had to do it - after I saw it on the news this morning


EDIT: Here's a link: www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:14, archived)
# You need a De-Ris link for them that don't know,
but I do, and BOY is it wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)
# he just doesn't look 13
my 3 year old son only looks maybe 3 years older
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)
# He looks about ten
it's freaky
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)
# it doesn't make sense
he doesn't look like he's gone through puberty
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# apparently his voice hasn't broken
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)
# I heard him on TV. He has no idea how he'll financially support the baby
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# he could sell it
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)
# He doesn't even get pocket money
And he's apparently bit of a nawtystep resident at school.
Humanity is dooooomed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)
# he has sperm of magnitude
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# That is such a dodgy story
Not just because of the idea of kids that age reproducing. I reckon the kid is being stitched up and the real father is someone who has actually passed puberty.
"Honey, we held hands and now I'm pregnant."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)
# This could be fact!
The whole thing is shocking - damn I'm getting old or the world is getting weirder.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Maybe both. I feel the way.
That kid might grow up to be a chav

(edit: I meant, I feel the same way)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:21, archived)
# A bright future then for the babbyfaced child-man
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# hehe - too right!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)
# dad-------heh heh
'mazing story
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)
# holy shit
he looks about 5!!!

his life is ruined :(
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# alfie 1 - the obvious antipodean b3tan to mention at this point in time.. 0
but shitting 'ell how young does he look.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# drop dead simo.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)