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# have you been eating magnets again?
that would explain things
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:27, archived)
# My sister force-fed me fridge magnets when I was a toddler.
Parents had to turn me upside-down and shake me.
Apparently I'd gone blue.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)
# no :(
I have had this happen before.. the most confusing was when there was no poo in the bowl..and when I wiped THE TISSUE CAME BACK CLEAN.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Its good when that happens
Thats a perfect shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Textbook feces.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Nah, fuck that.
I like checking to make sure I haven't shit a kidney out somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)
# I like wiping
it means I can rub my anus with out being gay.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)