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# I was considering buying a real doll
until I realised they weren't real and dead hookers are cheaper.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Yes but then you have to buy the carpet to wrap them up in.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Just use bin bags
they're cheap and and waterproof.

That's what I use, anyway. Don't skimp by buying supermarket 'value' brands though - they may be half the price but you end up needing to use twice as many, anyway. False economy, old chap.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)