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[challenge entry] Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand

why she walked like a woman and talked like a man

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(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# hahahahaha ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# To be honest, she was pretty revolting before I edited her.
LOLO
LO LO LO LO LOLO
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# who is it? it's not paris is it?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# LOLO
Lo-lo-lo-lo lolo lo-lo-lo-lo lolo
Lolo lo-lo-lo-lo lolo lo-lo-lo-lo lolo
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# is she the one who died because her boobs were too big
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# YES
Well done that man
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# oh it is actually someone called lola?
who's lola? or lo-lo?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# she
was a showgirl.
(beemoh, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Eurotrash? PeePee et PooPoo?
54J? Suffocated on her own breasts?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# sorry im aussie.
um deris linky?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Ah, that explains it.
Google 'lolo ferrari'.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# ffs. That is really fucking stupid (her and her life).
*shakes head at world*

I do remember something about the ferrari court case but I don't remember reading about her snuffing it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Absolutely
It's a shame you guys never got Eurotrash though. It was pretty funny, in the most peurile way possible.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# hahah, yeah it may also be too esoteric and dated if i download it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I'll summarise if for you so you don't feel left out.
It was presented by Antoine de Caunes and Jean-Paul Gaultier and consisted of a mixture of soft porn and european foolishness. Every week they would put Lolo on a bouncy castle or a trampoline or something so they could have camera close-ups of her wobbling breasts. Guest features included a nun who painted with female ejaculate, naked Germans and Mr Methane who put talcum powder up his bottom so you could see his farts.
It seemed pretty fucking funny at the time :-)

EDIT I was around 14 at the time
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# hahah painted with female ejactulate?
I've heard of period painting but that one's new to me. Where did she get it (herself)?

I think i'll try and get an episode and see for myself.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I doubt you'll find any episodes
but good luck
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# It has been known
to pop up on Paramount Comedy from time to time.
(beemoh, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# THANKS!!!!!!! I was r-e-a-l-l-y enjoying that sandwich as well......
:-(
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# I was considering buying a real doll
until I realised they weren't real and dead hookers are cheaper.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Yes but then you have to buy the carpet to wrap them up in.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Just use bin bags
they're cheap and and waterproof.

That's what I use, anyway. Don't skimp by buying supermarket 'value' brands though - they may be half the price but you end up needing to use twice as many, anyway. False economy, old chap.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
# My eyes! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Quick, rub chilli sauce in!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# hahaha!
nice abs!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)