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# aren't they both statutory rapists?
as neither of them are old enough to give legal concent...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)
# I think the considered legal opinion is:
"Oh what the fuck? Hell no? Really?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)
# there has been a 12 year old father in england
so he isn't the youngest.

EDIT: sweet crappity crap! youngest mother in the world was aged 5..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Yes but that was a special set of circumstances
and her father was unlucky in that his daughter had an abnormal maturation rate. Otherwise he could have gone on fucking her until she was at least 10.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)
# spoken like a true daddy :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)
# that's just fucked up
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:54, archived)
# fucking hell the bottom 3 are from peru what the hell is wrong with that country
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:56, archived)
# well, it's peru
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:56, archived)
# 'darkest' peru.
Paddington bear, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)
# they eat guinea pigs
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)
# inbetween drug cartel shootouts
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)
# as did jesus for his last supper
according to one of their paintings

I giggled for quie a while when I found that one out.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)
# he was a nutter too.
It must be something they put in the guinea pigs. And that my friends is proper science.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)
# stuff the guinea pig with a selection of finest leaves from the local ali-baba
gulp it down

next thing you know you're nailed to a cross hearing god :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)
# remind me not to eat one. I'm not entirely sane at the moment, i don't need anything to make it worse.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)
# was it the guinea pig that impregnated them then?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Escaped nazi scientists in hiding
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)
# giving birth to guinea pigs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)