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# No doubt someone, somewhere around the world, would buy it
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# yeah but that could be said of a dog turd
FUCK WHY AM I GOING TO ALL THIS EFFORT WHEN I COULD SEE IF I COULD FLOG A DOG TURD?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:07, archived)
# Both the turd and picture will sell in Newtown.
However you will get a lot more for the picture
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# oh yeah, but the opposite is true in kings cross.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:10, archived)
# i do beleive a sainsburys carrier bag
was sold for a fiver to a japanese buyer.

yay ebay!

humourously shaped vegetables also sell quite well.

as does jesus.

maybe you should draw a yiff with the face of jesus "that appeared" when you "spilt" ink over it or something.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:17, archived)
# Hahaha, no screw that. Just say that Jesus' face appeared in your drawing.
And make the drawing purely a picture of Jesus' face. The amount of money you can get from it is an objective measure of the doomnedness of civilisation.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:21, archived)
# you have your mission if you choose to accept it :)
I wont self destruct though.. that seems like too much effort.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:26, archived)
# OH HELL YEAH. MASKING FLUID.
put masking fluid on, draw a bit of yiff, tip over and ink bottle, remove masking fluid

BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

IT'S A SIGN NO-ONE SHOULD DRAW SINFUL MATERIALS!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:29, archived)
# one of my mum's oven mits has a burn on it.
looks like the famous grandma of shoes picture.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:23, archived)