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# The yiff experiment continues.


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Further to this post yesterday:
www.b3ta.com/board/9185799,

where I discussed my plans of drawing soft core anthro hentai, ie a squirrel with tits, to see if I could sell it on ebay.

I have now drawn a new draft yiffy image. I will change the caption should I draw a final version of this to try and sell on ebay.

As before is she hot (for a squirrel) any comments critique etc.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 3:59, archived)
# I WANT YOUR TITS
I WILL BUY YOUR FURRY GLOBES
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:01, archived)
# YEAH CHING CHING
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:03, archived)
# A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
GREAT CHINGER WOULD CHING AGAIN
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:04, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU DOING
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:01, archived)
# I am drawing nawty pictures to see if they sell...
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:02, archived)
# I say!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:15, archived)
# I also say
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:16, archived)
# hahah I don't!!
I've drawn maybe three or four anime things before. I drew some women with tails or animal features when jollyjack stopped posting last year and that's about it.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:18, archived)
# it's ok
I'e just been looking for an excuse to post that pic.

Quick, fp it, it's not even mine!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:22, archived)
# No one can match your Bargey sketches
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:22, archived)
# I was gunna do a proper version of this one.

(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:24, archived)
# I would like to see a proper version of that too.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:28, archived)
# youtube bargearse and watch all episodes
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:41, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:37, archived)
# is there a reason you posted this? it's stupid.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:22, archived)
# oh man
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:23, archived)
# as mentioned below, hetero boyzone crap is bullshit.
i'm not crying, i'm just telling you. there's a difference.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:24, archived)
# Who mentioned boyzone?
You're a crazy person!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:25, archived)
# hetero boyzone: when the predominately heterosexual male population of message boards attempt to alienate people who aren't just like them.
as exemplified by your post, which prominently features the epithet 'faggot' accompanied by a woman who isn't 'hot'.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:29, archived)
# Oh gee. You don't like a word I used - I must fit perfectly into your pre-defined label.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:30, archived)
# no, the cavalier use of a denigrating term annoys me.
when it's pointed out, the sensible reaction in polite society is to admit you're being a dick and stop it, not to try to be a bigger dick.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:34, archived)
# Nobody gives a fuck if you're annoyed on the Internet.
Man up.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:35, archived)
# ah, more boyzone crap. your range of expression is amazing.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:37, archived)
# I'm going to assume "boyzone crap" means something.
How is "man up" in any way homophobic?

It means ,stop being a little whiney little girl on the Internet, and grow a pair. It has nothing to do with your sexual preferences.

(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:42, archived)
# you really are a simpleton if you don't understand how 'man up' is boyzone crap.
and in case you really cannot read, i didn't say 'man up' was homophobic. go back and try again.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:44, archived)
# Daddy raped you just a bit too hard eh?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:45, archived)
# please do try harder, i'm not as easy to wind up as people with your limited intelligence.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:48, archived)
# Oh right, I suppose I am the one being wound up?
Yes, you got me there! I was reeled in when I posted the hot lady wasn't I?

OH I FEEL SO STUPID.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:51, archived)
# you should, you are stupid.
and you do seem wound up, which likely annoys you more than anything else here.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:53, archived)
# pfft, you're brilliant you are.
Spastic, but brilliant, in your own autistic little way.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:58, archived)
# you should post some more pics you didn't make that are hosted by people you don't know.
that particularly makes your already tremendous arguments so much more compelling.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:00, archived)
# What arguments?
I've not posted any viewpoints, you have. You're quite irate about it too.

grr!

(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:04, archived)
# i suspect any viewpoint you might have would be as second-hand and second-rate as your pics.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:11, archived)
# THEY AREN'T MINE
It's this kind of sloppy thinking that got one of them FP'd. Pay attention at the back!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:15, archived)
# it's clear they aren't yours, hence my note that you're leaching.
do try to keep up.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:19, archived)
# You just said they were mine.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:20, archived)
# yes, they're 'yours' as in you posted them here.
we all own our posts here, meaning we're responsible for the content in them, even if the words and images aren't original. are you new to language?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:23, archived)
# Yes. Booga wooga?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:34, archived)
# you got today's codes?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 7:33, archived)
# 2 HOURS
you better have today's bloody codes
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 7:35, archived)
# Right.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:37, archived)
# It's the first image of it's kind I've ever seen.
I think maybe you're just an idiot.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:30, archived)
# good for you. you're an asshole.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:32, archived)
# You're a fucking nazi, how dare you say that she is not HOT.
She is totally hot, and you are jealous of my left thumb.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:33, archived)
# yep, you're an asshole. how surprising.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:37, archived)
# Does that make me a faggot?
I hate leftover meatballs.

(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:39, archived)
# and now you're leaching pics. that proves how adult you are.
edit: my mistake. everything you've posted here has been leached, hasn't it?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:39, archived)
# I have been all along, you stupid boy.
I don't think 4chan's archive site will give a shit either. You could try letting them know - they might come and hunt me down! OH NOES!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:44, archived)
# finally, a post from you that isn't complete nonsense.
you must have had help with it. still, leaching is frowned upon here, which you should know by now.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:47, archived)
# OH PLEASE GOD NO!
DON'T FROWN UPON ME! OH MY GOD, MY SAD PATHETIC LIFE IS OVER!

(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:49, archived)
# if only.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:50, archived)
# Is this you wishing harm toward someone online?
Would you like a Nice Cup of Tea and a Sit Down? You seem to be unable to keep biting.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:59, archived)
# i don't think any harm would come from your life ending.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:02, archived)
# See, now you're just being Pasanoncic.
I WISH HARM ON PEOPLE WHO ARE CLEARLY GETTING TO ME, BUT I AM NOT UPSET! NO! I JUST WANT THEM DEAD!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:05, archived)
# what harm? you said your life was over, i merely hoped you were right.
and you're not getting to me in the slightest. don't flatter yourself, kid.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:13, archived)
# You appear to be unable to accept your wound up state.
Dave posts a nonsense pic = Postbear getting defensive.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:19, archived)
# keep trying. anything else to leach?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:21, archived)
# oh loads
Seeing as you asked so nicely!

(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:23, archived)
# go for broke! post a lot more.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:24, archived)
# This is you:
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:39, archived)
# more! you should post more leached pics!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:43, archived)
# yeah
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:48, archived)
# it's always a good move to try and drag more people into the argument, particularly when they aren't posting at the moment.
lots of class shown there.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:50, archived)
# I'm not trying to do any such thing.
I'll carry this on up above, as we have run out of space.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:52, archived)
# no matter to me, as long as you post more leached pics.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:53, archived)
# I've been tricking you!
Some of them aren't leeched! HAH! FOOLED! I bet you're gutted now.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:55, archived)
# and yet most of them have been.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:57, archived)
# nobody cares
except you
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 6:07, archived)
# Is that a giant poo or some sort of wierd sea creature?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:54, archived)
# It's Postbear.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:57, archived)
# So... both?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:59, archived)
# dare I ask what is hetero boyzone?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:26, archived)
# see above.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:29, archived)
# I think I'll go before this turns all nasty.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:31, archived)
# I'm going to hide under my desk. I have Pepsi. You want in?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:34, archived)
# I think i'll hide under my desk to, but i have irn bru.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:34, archived)
# I HAZ BEER!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:39, archived)
# UNDER THE DESK PARTY. I'M GONNA FUCKING DANCE.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:45, archived)
# PARTY TIEM!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:46, archived)
# I do not approve of this image.
It is homophobic, but let's call it "boyzone", and you are a mean nasty man on the Internet. I'm going to tell my Mummy.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:48, archived)
# well, you're wrong again, but that's not surprising.
also, it's 'shopped and not leached, which probably baffles you.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:49, archived)
# [/;-D
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:50, archived)
# Apparently so!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:51, archived)
# It's all going to end soon.
One of them will more than likely thump their keyboard and break it.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:34, archived)
# me ! !!!!11 ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 1 !!! !
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:46, archived)
# Looks like a barney did happen...
*crawls further under desk*

I haven't had a beer for a week :(
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:48, archived)
# I feel ill.
Which is to say you are dialing it in.
Hair halo and more hints of fur on arms...*vomits*, ffffffuuuuu etc.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:02, archived)
# ah yeah bit of furryness around the elbows.
I intend to colour it before flogging it.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:03, archived)
# i thought ebay does not like the porns
or as this is drawn does it successfully mascerade as art?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:05, archived)
# I don't know. I do know that JollyJack flogs pinups on ebay though.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:06, archived)
# FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:03, archived)
# That's no way to talk about yourself internet name Ttssattsr.
You have been through a lot.

and be aware that this started as the result of a joke i made to redsushi.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:05, archived)
# What happened, Internet name K3b/-\b? You've stooped to a new low.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:09, archived)
# Well it's the only way I could go!
I had an idea to make money off unsuspecting internet weirdos, so I'm trying to make it work.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:11, archived)
# Let me know if it sells. I think you should split the money with everyone in this thread. I do. I think that.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:19, archived)
# I shall use it to buy everyone an icecream
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:26, archived)
# that's uncalled for.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:17, archived)
# :( Sorry, pa.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:18, archived)
# keep the hetero boyzone crap down, thanks.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:21, archived)
# 4chan is that way
/autocomplete
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:34, archived)
# Cheers for the update - I haven't checked /mu/ today.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:38, archived)
# you have included a comma in the link
subsequently it doesn't work.

I have no opinions on nude animals.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:04, archived)
# that is the crux of his humour
the comma not the skwirl
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:06, archived)
# fixed.
Neither do I, I just want to see if i get money for it.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:06, archived)
# yes but you are asking opinions on how to make it sexiargh
Jolly jacks seem to to have more human like features than this.. from memory. where yours looks more animal than human.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:14, archived)
# hmmm yes and no.
www.collectedcurios.com/Hilary_Big_Bad_Wolf_2008_07_02.jpg

certainly the facial features are a bit more human. but the squirrel thing he draws is less so.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:21, archived)
# No doubt someone, somewhere around the world, would buy it
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:06, archived)
# yeah but that could be said of a dog turd
FUCK WHY AM I GOING TO ALL THIS EFFORT WHEN I COULD SEE IF I COULD FLOG A DOG TURD?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:07, archived)
# Both the turd and picture will sell in Newtown.
However you will get a lot more for the picture
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:09, archived)
# oh yeah, but the opposite is true in kings cross.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:10, archived)
# i do beleive a sainsburys carrier bag
was sold for a fiver to a japanese buyer.

yay ebay!

humourously shaped vegetables also sell quite well.

as does jesus.

maybe you should draw a yiff with the face of jesus "that appeared" when you "spilt" ink over it or something.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:17, archived)
# Hahaha, no screw that. Just say that Jesus' face appeared in your drawing.
And make the drawing purely a picture of Jesus' face. The amount of money you can get from it is an objective measure of the doomnedness of civilisation.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:21, archived)
# you have your mission if you choose to accept it :)
I wont self destruct though.. that seems like too much effort.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:26, archived)
# OH HELL YEAH. MASKING FLUID.
put masking fluid on, draw a bit of yiff, tip over and ink bottle, remove masking fluid

BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

IT'S A SIGN NO-ONE SHOULD DRAW SINFUL MATERIALS!!
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:29, archived)
# one of my mum's oven mits has a burn on it.
looks like the famous grandma of shoes picture.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:23, archived)
# making money from unsuspecting weirdos: good.
i want a cut.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:08, archived)
# USE A RAZORBLADE EMO!!
:)
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:09, archived)
# ok, i'll settle for your firstborn.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:23, archived)
# I did a five minute mouse drawing in paint, that's about the extent of my perverted drawing today.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:09, archived)
# I like this, so I clicked the I like this button.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:12, archived)
# I was hungry
So I edited the HTML to add a "Gimme a ham sandwich dammit" button and clicked it.

Still hungry
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:50, archived)
# top painty. now try and sell it on ebay.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 4:13, archived)
# whiskers and a strap-on
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 7:13, archived)
# pfffft it's got wiskers.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 8:14, archived)