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# i used to work in a restaurant as a waiter
this one time we had an incredibly rude family of four come in, the oldest son being the rudest of the lot. If he wanted anything he'd point at me and shout 'you!'. after the third occasion I leant down to his father's ear and whispered 'would you be so kind as to explain to your son that it is unwise to offend a person who has unlimited access to his own bodily fluids and your son's meal'
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# thank christ i've never had to work in hospitality.
I did have someone try and set my hair on fire though.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# what an oik. how come?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)
# i tutor highschool kids in physics, in particular the experimental component.
one of the experiments call for heating something, with a bbq lighter, he set fire to a bit of his notebook, his mate's note book, the edge of the desk um his uniform blazer (lolrofls) and was sortof reaching towards my pony tail when i had my back turned. I took the thing off him.

It was weird, cause he wasn't a disruptive kid, and after that he just got on with it. and of course, if anyone got hurt it would have been my fault for trying to teach them rather than watching the mong with a figherlighter...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I had that
I was in a bight club and it was when my hair was long. He'd tried to minesweep my pint and I caught him and I think he figured it if came to a fight he would have come out worse than myself.
Unfortunately for him his lighter wasn't working properly and he was too dim ti realise that I was facing a mirrored wall. So not only could I see his lighter not working, I could also see a furious bouncer talking up fast behind him.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# ahahahahha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# It's a very stupid stunt to attempt especially if the person has long hair.
I could cause 3rd degree burns or even death.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# not to mention plain cuntish.
I'd probably rearrange someone if they tried it in a pub or something.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I believe it's your right under the Geneva Cuntvention.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Yeah I'm never rude to waiters. Well before and during the meal.
It's a stupid thing to do. I have walked out of a restaurant after waiting 45 minutes for my started. The manager tried to stop me and make me pay for my drinks and I just asked for a paper and sheet of paper and wrote him out an invoice for £20 call out fee and £10 for time spent on premisis.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# so you used paper to write on paper! genius! :P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# yes I'z teh clevers!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)