If it's a large walk-in fridge, place treats at the far side and the elephant should walk in of its own accord.For standard domestic fridges, one would have to slaughter the elephant in question, and remove enough water from the corpse to decrease its overall size to smaller than the fridge. The dead beast could also be melted down and frozen.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:25,
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I was just gonna say "Open the door and put him in",though it does beg the all too relevant question;
how do you get a GIRAFFE in a fridge?
(how do you get a GIRAFFE in a fridge?
ClanSoul,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:27,
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isn't there another half a dozen bits to that joke?and it finishes up with the great animal conference in zanzibar where one animal doesn't attend because it's in the fridge.
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Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:33,
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:36,
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I usually swap the elephant and the giraffe around,but other than that yeah.
My favourite joke :D
(My favourite joke :D
ClanSoul,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:39,
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No, it doesn't finish then.It finishes when a guy tries to cross a crocodile infested river.
He swims because they're all at the conference.
(He swims because they're all at the conference.
ClanSoul,
Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:38,
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