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[challenge entry] Say what you see

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(, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:31, archived)
# shaking hands with the one eyed milk man
£5 please
(, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:34, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
I'm going to be told off if I keep laughing
(, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:35, archived)
# .
£5

:)
(, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:37, archived)
# wouldn't happen to have
a super-super high res editable copy of that?

my (ahem) friend needs one for an art project...
(, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:40, archived)
# i'm aresting you for forgery
you do not have to say anything, but what you do say may be taken down as evidence and used in a court of law.
you may harm your defence if you later rely on something you fail to mention here.

officers, take him down.

[edit] it's no good removing it, i've done a print screen and got all the evidence i need, your going down for a long time sonny jim.

You're nicked.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:45, archived)
# The long arm of the cyber-law.
Firm but ran'doh'm
(, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:57, archived)
# Oh! being cheeky as well
i've got you number, jon, i've done a weekends training with the SAS, i could rip both your arms of and leave no trace of violence, lord scarman need never know.

*THWACK, THWACK*

now get in the back of the van.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Stop the competition...
...surely that's the winner!

TLM
(, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 14:48, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaay
i love this compo already
(, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:34, archived)
# I feel
there are going to be many a cyclops in this competition.

That's a good thing. Woo!
(, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:38, archived)