b3ta.com board
This will only be shown once: B3TA uses cookies to enhance your site experience and provide critical functions. Leave the site if you do not consent to this or read our policy.
Please buy the @fesshole book so that our publishers do not shit themselves that they have backed a dud BUY THE FESSHOLE BOOK
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 9209565 (Thread)

# Look on the bright side.
Women sometimes insert you in their vagina.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:56, archived)
# slop slop slop
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:59, archived)
# Hello. SugarSpun here.
I just thought I'd inform you that they don't. Sorry, don't mean to break the illusion or anything, but eww.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:59, archived)
# you deleted it.
pesky pesky
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)
# hello sugarspuns "fella" here
would just like to inform you all that she prefers a pineapple
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:02, archived)
# I'm stil sore :(
Somebody help me, he's got a whole fruitbowl. There's starfruit and everything.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:04, archived)
# marrow.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:06, archived)
# Pervert
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:07, archived)
# Greengrocer
looking to off load some stock
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:07, archived)
# Offload elsewhere
There's a mouse in the kitchen Jesus fuck almighty I've never ran that fast
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:11, archived)
# DURIAN: KING OF FRUIT
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:20, archived)
# although you do have to be careful with these as they may attract tigers.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:25, archived)
# I had a durian milkshake once
it was like drinking a milk shake made from a man eating plant that had just eaten a person. It made me so sad.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:49, archived)
# Bananas are more for anal then?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:22, archived)