

It's his first go in Illustrator. Aww.

and my skin is yellow.
these are the facts of my life.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:51,
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these are the facts of my life.

Women sometimes insert you in their vagina.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:56,
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I just thought I'd inform you that they don't. Sorry, don't mean to break the illusion or anything, but eww.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 2:59,
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would just like to inform you all that she prefers a pineapple
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:02,
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Somebody help me, he's got a whole fruitbowl. There's starfruit and everything.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:04,
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There's a mouse in the kitchen Jesus fuck almighty I've never ran that fast
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:11,
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it was like drinking a milk shake made from a man eating plant that had just eaten a person. It made me so sad.
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:49,
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However I have know idea what it it supposed to be
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Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:04,
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