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# Holy shit yes
TJ: B3TANS WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE REALISTIC/BAROQUE PAINTINGS THAT DON'T HAVE TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THEM AND BE WORTH RECREATING IN PHOTOGRAPH FORMAT?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 3:35, archived)
# Judith and Holfernes
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 3:45, archived)
# hahhhahah!
I was thinking of Caravaggio but someone's already done precisely this with the Gentileschi.
flickr.com/photos/killian77/536050491/

IS THIS FOR SCHOOL OR SOMETHING
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 3:47, archived)
# although I would mark that as a fail because
they are smiling;
the knife blade is the wrong way around;
there's not enough blood.

composition's okay I guess
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 3:48, archived)
# YEAH BABY
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Judith_Beheading_Holofernes_by_Caravaggio.jpg

I had a poster of that on my wall when I was young
actually I think it was on the ceiling
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 3:52, archived)
# ooh!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)
# I had considered this one
I thought it was too obvious but what the fuck. Might as well turn it into a gore effects exercise as well.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:10, archived)
# I AM READY FOR MORE SUGGESTIONS THOUGH, B3TA
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:17, archived)
# YOU JUST ASKED FOR OUR FAVOURITES YOU DIDN'T SAY WE HAD TO BE ALL ARTY AND OBSCURE AND UNDERGROUND WITH IT YOU KNOW
I JUST USED TO HAVE A ROMANTIC THING ABOUT CARAVAGGIO THAT'S ALL

HOW ABOUT SOME EL GRECO, HE'S PRETTY COOL
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:19, archived)
# I still have a Picasso print on my wall
but it's not cubism.
 
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:26, archived)
# I am upset by this turn of events:
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:51, archived)
# CELEBRITY JUSTICE
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:53, archived)
# HE IS LIKE A GOD TO ME
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:59, archived)
# ah
as you say, it's a lighting exercise, not a special effects shoot.
 
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:17, archived)
# It's a lighting assignment for a film class.
I thought this one was suitably goofy, if too complicated:
bp0.blogger.com/_hOqI9H5CI-Y/Rd08ZQhwQGI/AAAAAAAAAP0/OAYr5SIjWCM/s1600-h/M72_67_2.jpg
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 3:53, archived)
# "O HAI!"
"WTF?"
"LOL"
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:19, archived)
# I KNOW WHAT THEY SAY:
IF IT IS BAROQUE, FIX THEM.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:36, archived)
# IT IS BAROQUE; I FIX THEM GOOD
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:42, archived)
# I KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:43, archived)
# FIX. THEM.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:48, archived)
# ARE YOU READY TO ROCOCO?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:52, archived)
# DADA WAS A ROLLING STONE
OR SOMETHING
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:00, archived)
# OH SHIT I ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT ANOTHER DOUBLE CD BY ACCIDENT ON PURPOSE
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:11, archived)
# THESE PURPOSEFUL ACCIDENTS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO OCCUR WHEN CDs HAVE BEEN INVOLVED.
I know 'cause this happened to me the other day also.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:37, archived)
# ah well, one of the discs is a DVD.
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:42, archived)