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# SQUIRRELS WITH TEETHS
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:29, archived)
# It looks like it's been eating radiated nuts !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:33, archived)
# I can't work out if it's keeping its eye on something to the left
or it's in deep thought, about to come up with a witty one-liner to amuse its pals.
Anyway, past my bedtime, g'nite b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:37, archived)
# Gunite !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:40, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahhhahhhahh FUCK YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:43, archived)
# YAK YAK YAK YAK YAK YAK
he says.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)
# that's a lot of yaks.
thankfully I am quite in the mood for multiyakkage.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:43, archived)
# fuuuuuuuck
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 3:02, archived)
# Holy shit yes
TJ: B3TANS WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE REALISTIC/BAROQUE PAINTINGS THAT DON'T HAVE TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THEM AND BE WORTH RECREATING IN PHOTOGRAPH FORMAT?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 3:35, archived)
# Judith and Holfernes
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 3:45, archived)
# hahhhahah!
I was thinking of Caravaggio but someone's already done precisely this with the Gentileschi.
flickr.com/photos/killian77/536050491/

IS THIS FOR SCHOOL OR SOMETHING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 3:47, archived)
# although I would mark that as a fail because
they are smiling;
the knife blade is the wrong way around;
there's not enough blood.

composition's okay I guess
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 3:48, archived)
# YEAH BABY
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Judith_Beheading_Holofernes_by_Caravaggio.jpg

I had a poster of that on my wall when I was young
actually I think it was on the ceiling
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 3:52, archived)
# ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)
# I had considered this one
I thought it was too obvious but what the fuck. Might as well turn it into a gore effects exercise as well.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:10, archived)
# I AM READY FOR MORE SUGGESTIONS THOUGH, B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:17, archived)
# YOU JUST ASKED FOR OUR FAVOURITES YOU DIDN'T SAY WE HAD TO BE ALL ARTY AND OBSCURE AND UNDERGROUND WITH IT YOU KNOW
I JUST USED TO HAVE A ROMANTIC THING ABOUT CARAVAGGIO THAT'S ALL

HOW ABOUT SOME EL GRECO, HE'S PRETTY COOL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:19, archived)
# I still have a Picasso print on my wall
but it's not cubism.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:26, archived)
# I am upset by this turn of events:
www.tmz.com/2009/02/23/charles-barkley-is-going-to-jail/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:51, archived)
# CELEBRITY JUSTICE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:53, archived)
# HE IS LIKE A GOD TO ME
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:59, archived)
# ah
as you say, it's a lighting exercise, not a special effects shoot.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:17, archived)
# It's a lighting assignment for a film class.
I thought this one was suitably goofy, if too complicated:
bp0.blogger.com/_hOqI9H5CI-Y/Rd08ZQhwQGI/AAAAAAAAAP0/OAYr5SIjWCM/s1600-h/M72_67_2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 3:53, archived)
# "O HAI!"
"WTF?"
"LOL"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:19, archived)
# I KNOW WHAT THEY SAY:
IF IT IS BAROQUE, FIX THEM.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:36, archived)
# IT IS BAROQUE; I FIX THEM GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:42, archived)
# I KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:43, archived)
# FIX. THEM.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:48, archived)
# ARE YOU READY TO ROCOCO?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 4:52, archived)
# DADA WAS A ROLLING STONE
OR SOMETHING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:00, archived)
# OH SHIT I ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT ANOTHER DOUBLE CD BY ACCIDENT ON PURPOSE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:11, archived)
# THESE PURPOSEFUL ACCIDENTS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO OCCUR WHEN CDs HAVE BEEN INVOLVED.
I know 'cause this happened to me the other day also.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:37, archived)
# ah well, one of the discs is a DVD.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AauybaH0z1A
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:42, archived)
# He wants McDonalds
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:35, archived)
# needing the killings.
woo and yuurg :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:36, archived)