
whenever I go to any of the german offices. I expect bad 'wacka-wacka' porn soundtracks over everything they do.
Poor deluded fools.
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Poor deluded fools.

is to ask them who won the fucking war anyway.
They think that's hilarious and novel.
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They think that's hilarious and novel.

My native land was rather seriously occupied/bombed to fuck during the war, so that approach rather falls down.
I like the sentiment, though.
:)
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I like the sentiment, though.
:)

And it will be YOUR fault.
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Partly also because they have the volume so loud (usually about twice as loud as the programme).
And they last forever. In the UK you have time for a pee and make a quick cuppa. In Germany you could give birth and watch baby's first steps in the commercial breaks.
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And they last forever. In the UK you have time for a pee and make a quick cuppa. In Germany you could give birth and watch baby's first steps in the commercial breaks.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DJ2i01L_xY
Advert for price comparison website.
First part with the woman:
"Do you know where to get cheaper mp3 players? Would you like to know? At billiger.de - the big price comparison on the Internet."
I HATE THIS
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Advert for price comparison website.
First part with the woman:
"Do you know where to get cheaper mp3 players? Would you like to know? At billiger.de - the big price comparison on the Internet."
I HATE THIS

Wilhelm Kostengunstig*
*Billy Billig
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*Billy Billig

"OH LOOK THE ADVERT IS LOUD! I MUST BUY THIS PRODUCT THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE OTHERWISE NOTICED IF IT WAS AT A SANE VOLUME"
the shites
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the shites

The fact that they are making me want to push white hot knives in my ears and get me reaching for the mute button is a sales technique I am unfamiliar with
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were responsible for outlawing the video technology that allowed german VCR units be able to skip adverts when recording.
Cheeky feckers.
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Cheeky feckers.

is 5 decibels louder than the rest of the week.
FACT
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FACT