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# sickipedia
I was in the dentist's today & the March 2009 issue was there, they have printed a [mild] Sickipedia joke.
(terry b, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:11, archived)
# hah
the march issue of the dentists?
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:12, archived)
# lolz
That's what I was thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:13, archived)
# that's what I thought....
Well go and find a 24 hour W H Smith's.
(terry b, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:13, archived)
# also the dentist is seemingly the possesor of the today he was in.
marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:18, archived)
# OOPS!
March 2009 issue of the Readers Digest, sorry.

[and it was Tuesday rather than Wednesday].
(terry b, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:14, archived)
# CLIMB A WALL OF DICKS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Flaccid or erect?
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:19, archived)
# first one, then the other
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)
# PLEASE TO TELL WHICH WAY IS THIS DICK WALL
 
actually the episode of Californication I saw last week had a joke about a wall of dicks
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:19, archived)
# THIS WAAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Ahahahaha
This is exceedingly good
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)
# was this made just now?
Tha's fabulous either way


clickity click click.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)
# aye, i made it specially
i did not have an animation of a man climbing a dick wall before hand, i have never had a need for one before.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)
# ..strange
one would of thought it was a necessity.

perhaps it'll be like the mobile phone and you will have no idea how you survived before with out it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)
# For some reason this reminds me of the bit near the end of Midnight Resistance,
where you have to climb up a massive ladder in through a mysterious orange organ full of people with guns into something's brain. Which also has a gun in.

Then you kill a load of snails and watch the Sunset.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)
# I am disappointed this is not a film.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:46, archived)
# It's a pity I can't find a clip of the only piece of dialogue and story in the entire game, stuff of legends.
www.vgmuseum.com/end/arcade/b/midres.htm
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)
# I don't remember that in the arcades..
 
but when I next have a computer at home I will probably be downloading a port of some kind!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 3:04, archived)
# it's always nice to watch a sunset when you're done killing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:46, archived)
# OVER THE TOP BOYS!
 
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:50, archived)
# I NO LONGER WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS ASSAULT COURSE
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:25, archived)
# non participators
go join the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:28, archived)
# One is desirous of interesting content in this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:16, archived)
# REPOSTS!


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(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:17, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:18, archived)
# shall i take it that the ! signifies the monocle has popped out?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:26, archived)
# :D
I hadn't thought of that, but fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Is that a euphemism?
For 'cracking one off whilst shouting 'Take it your filthy tentacle bitch''?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:28, archived)
# *adds to list of euphemisms*
"popping out the monocle"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:30, archived)
# erm... yes?
I prefer "chuff my splendips you gastropodic enchantress!" though.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Splendid sapphic songstress in gastropod gastric gorging.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:36, archived)
# See page 3 for full (frontal) story
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)
# tentacle tease tinkles tiny testicular trinkets to temptestuous tacky torrent
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Gah, why can't I think of a squid or octopus that sounds like lipstick?!
GAH!!!!

Calamari Lesbians?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)
# is this a double joke
and there is one called lipstick?

or are you genuinly baffled?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)
# mild green fairy lipsquid?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:30, archived)
#  
f h
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)
# YEAH BABY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)
# shake your mouth tenticles
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:23, archived)
# *sigh*
oh, the possibilities!
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)
# would make bukakke videos
an even more slightly weirder watch
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:23, archived)
# weirder?
how? lol :)
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)
# I should be in bed
as in 4 hours I have to get up then get in a car and navigate for 5 hours and then seem like the sort of chap some uni peoples want as a student.

GAh!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Na its fine, all you need to do is say hello im really good then blame it on the traffic and the drive
Where are you going?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:18, archived)
# weymouth
all the way daaarhn saaarth. Uni on the coast would be luffly though :)

and the drive is going to be hell.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Ah shame, the coast is boring, the beach looks fun, but when you grow up it gets all boring and shit
/lives by the sea when not at uni

If you were coming to sheffield I would have said lets do a beer :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)
# quite the wrong direction
but thankiies all the same and if I ever appear in that direction that would be of the yeses :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:25, archived)
# As I said down there Im not here for long,
unless I put in a phd application by the end of the week but I dont know if thats what I want to do....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:28, archived)
# what coast area to you habituate
when you're not in the sheffield?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)
# South east kent
A shittly little village called dymchurch
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Weymouth sounds shit
come to sheffield
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)
# This^ aswell
Even tho I only have a few months of sheffield left :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:25, archived)
# get the interview and course moved to sheffield
and your on :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:27, archived)
# that's what I thought....
Well go and find a 24 hour W H Smith's.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Oddly enough,
that's what I thought.... Well go and find a 24 hour W H Smith's.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)