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I was in the dentist's today & the March 2009 issue was there, they have printed a [mild] Sickipedia joke.

(terry b, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:11, archived)

hah

the march issue of the dentists?

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sooperdave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:12, archived)

lolz

That's what I was thinking

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:13, archived)

that's what I thought....

Well go and find a 24 hour W H Smith's.

(terry b, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:13, archived)

also the dentist is seemingly the possesor of the today he was in.

marvelous

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arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:18, archived)

OOPS!

March 2009 issue of the Readers Digest, sorry.

[and it was Tuesday rather than Wednesday].

(terry b, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:30, archived)

Thanks

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:14, archived)

CLIMB A WALL OF DICKS.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:14, archived)

Flaccid or erect?

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:19, archived)

first one, then the other

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)

PLEASE TO TELL WHICH WAY IS THIS DICK WALL

actually the episode of Californication I saw last week had a joke about a wall of dicks

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:19, archived)

THIS WAAY!!!

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sooperdave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:35, archived)

Ahahahaha

This is exceedingly good

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)

was this made just now?

Tha's fabulous either way

clickity click click.

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arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)

aye, i made it specially

i did not have an animation of a man climbing a dick wall before hand, i have never had a need for one before.

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sooperdave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)

..strange

one would of thought it was a necessity.

perhaps it'll be like the mobile phone and you will have no idea how you survived before with out it.

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arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)

For some reason this reminds me of the bit near the end of Midnight Resistance,

where you have to climb up a massive ladder in through a mysterious orange organ full of people with guns into something's brain. Which also has a gun in.

Then you kill a load of snails and watch the Sunset.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)

I am disappointed this is not a film.

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arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:46, archived)

It's a pity I can't find a clip of the only piece of dialogue and story in the entire game, stuff of legends.

www.vgmuseum.com/end/arcade/b/midres.htm

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)

I don't remember that in the arcades..

but when I next have a computer at home I will probably be downloading a port of some kind!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 3:04, archived)

it's always nice to watch a sunset when you're done killing

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:46, archived)

OVER THE TOP BOYS!

woo

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:50, archived)

I NO LONGER WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS ASSAULT COURSE

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:25, archived)

non participators

go join the wall.

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arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:28, archived)

One is desirous of interesting content in this thread.

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:16, archived)

REPOSTS!

Click for bigger (178 kb)

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arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:17, archived)

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:18, archived)

shall i take it that the ! signifies the monocle has popped out?

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arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:26, archived)

I hadn't thought of that, but fuck yeah.

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:28, archived)

Is that a euphemism?

For 'cracking one off whilst shouting 'Take it your filthy tentacle bitch''?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:28, archived)

*adds to list of euphemisms*

"popping out the monocle"

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:30, archived)

erm... yes?

I prefer "chuff my splendips you gastropodic enchantress!" though.

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arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:33, archived)

Splendid sapphic songstress in gastropod gastric gorging.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:36, archived)

See page 3 for full (frontal) story

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)

tentacle tease tinkles tiny testicular trinkets to temptestuous tacky torrent

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arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)

Gah, why can't I think of a squid or octopus that sounds like lipstick?!

GAH!!!!

Calamari Lesbians?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)

is this a double joke

and there is one called lipstick?

or are you genuinly baffled?

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arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)

mild green fairy lipsquid?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:30, archived)

f h

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)

YEAH BABY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)

shake your mouth tenticles

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arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:23, archived)

*sigh*

oh, the possibilities!

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Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)

would make bukakke videos

an even more slightly weirder watch

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arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:23, archived)

weirder?

how? lol :)

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Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)

I should be in bed

as in 4 hours I have to get up then get in a car and navigate for 5 hours and then seem like the sort of chap some uni peoples want as a student.

GAh!

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arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:16, archived)

Na its fine, all you need to do is say hello im really good then blame it on the traffic and the drive

Where are you going?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:18, archived)

weymouth

all the way daaarhn saaarth. Uni on the coast would be luffly though :)

and the drive is going to be hell.

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arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:19, archived)

Ah shame, the coast is boring, the beach looks fun, but when you grow up it gets all boring and shit

/lives by the sea when not at uni

If you were coming to sheffield I would have said lets do a beer :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)

quite the wrong direction

but thankiies all the same and if I ever appear in that direction that would be of the yeses :)

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arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:25, archived)

As I said down there Im not here for long,

unless I put in a phd application by the end of the week but I dont know if thats what I want to do....

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:28, archived)

what coast area to you habituate

when you're not in the sheffield?

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arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)

South east kent

A shittly little village called dymchurch

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:51, archived)

Weymouth sounds shit

come to sheffield

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)

This^ aswell

Even tho I only have a few months of sheffield left :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:25, archived)

get the interview and course moved to sheffield

and your on :)

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arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:27, archived)

that's what I thought....

Well go and find a 24 hour W H Smith's.

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gronkpan, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)

Oddly enough,

that's what I thought.... Well go and find a 24 hour W H Smith's.

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DogHorse plop, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)