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# hahahahahahahahahahahaha
cracking

Looks like she got thumped in the beaver with the blunt end of a JCB
(, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 18:41, archived)
# Bungee jumped
from the ugly tree and hit every branch both ways....I mean I wouldn't say she's ugly but..erm...but...Hell she's ugly!!!
(, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 18:43, archived)
# or
piss flaps like gene autry saddle-bags
(, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 18:44, archived)
# my all time
favourite is 'face like a bag of smashed crabs'
(, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 18:52, archived)