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I've sometimes thought about getting a usb port tattoed on the back of my neck,

but I keep deciding that it would be a bad idea.

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)

I sometimes think about getting an actual usb port on my neck.

But I don't think they'd have enough power to control standard shipping.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)

What would it interface with?

Or would it just be a decorative implant?

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)

I don't know, it was more just an irrelevent build up to somehow point out that a port is also something with boats in.

Though I'd imagine having one of them in your neck would be quite an awesome superpower. Especially if you stretched around it as a massive super tanker emerged out of your head.

Actually if I could connect my central nervous system with anything I so would, I can't say I'm a massive proponent of the technophile stuff but the ability to port Golden Axe into your brain would be quite nice.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)

Oh, I just assumed 'standard shipping' was some computer jargon I didn't know.

Pun doesn't really work -- you should have said just 'port' and not 'usb port'. A port can be either a usb port or a harbour; a usb port can only be a usb port.

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)

I know, hence why I was questioning whether a usb port would have enough power to control standard shipping.

Like one of those little usb fridges you get...except a port.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)

my friend had the Intel Inside logo shaved onto the back of his head last summer

'ow about a USB logo shaved into the back of your head?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)

Yes that would be a bad idea as I predict that this would have

been like me having a SCSI port tattoed on my neck - technology changes too fast for tattoing to stay relevant.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)