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# Fucking lush.
Totally would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# fuckable wound in his skull

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# it's my 4th favorite orafice
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
#
in the head
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
#
the others being the mouth (obviously) the left eye socket and the hole left when you forcibly remove the nose...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# you don't like to worm your way into the ear then?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I once did this and the guy screamed
and his jaw locked in such a way as to constrict the already slim ear canal... it was an unpleasant experience for all involved
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# the bus driver's face
was a picture
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# ha ha ha
not to mention the other passengers
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# aaaaaaaand this is for you:
Edit: Ooops, gave you the wrong award, there, this one is better:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# yay
thanks.

I think this is my first - I shall put it up next to my degree certificates and the C I got from the food standards inspectorate...

I shall endeavour to earn more of these fine certificates
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# I still haven't got one of those :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)