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# I'm sending you some Funnel Web spiders. They'll just love you
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# And they'll enjoy meeting my Yellow Pages
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Funnelweb and Yellowpage
A gritty new ITV Police Drama
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# They killed Dalziel and Pascoe
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# so they have to solve this crime
and put themselves in jail?

GRITTY!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# dalziel and pascoe died as soon as they started to be
'based on the characters by Reginald Hill'

rather than 'based on the novels by Reginald Hill'

although the tv shows were a massively sensitised version of the books.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# sanitised you mean?
sensitised would be like "OMG CRIME!!! ARG" *hides under desk*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# no. you trap them in a jar with a damp cotton ball in it, put jar in an esky
and take it to the collection point where they milk them for anti-venom
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# *taps on shoulder*
what's an esky?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# um it's a sortof ice box, it's insulated and you put ice in it
and then put beer in it and it says cold as you go to the beach, cricket, bbq, etc. shortened from eskimo, they usually had a little picture of an eskimo on the side

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esky
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Ahhhh - right.
Thank 'ee.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
great retort.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Huntsmen are great. you can virtually pick them up and let them wander around in your hand
although my favourite is the little jumping spiders

www.xs4all.nl/~ednieuw/australian/salticidae/Salticidae.html

:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)