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[challenge entry] Look out everyone, it wants your carrots...!


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(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)
# FLOOFY!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# AAAARGH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# AAAARGH!
ADBLOCK! AAAAAAADBLOOOOOOOOOOOCK!

*cries*

Edit: CUNT! *re-adblocks*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Coconut crabs are way worse than any spider. Imagine one of those things waiting on the back of your chair. Think of one just sitting by your feet as you're blissfully unaware.
Eeeeeewwwuugugggh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Stop it!
You're giving me the heebie jeebies!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# If you had two you could stand on them and usher them to take you places.
TO THE TOILET, CRAB MINIONS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# *shudders
That'd have to be equal to having your whole body covered in leeches.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Leeches! Under your eyelids!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# That gives me teh fear!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# naah - coco crabs are cuuuuuuute and would make a good pet
once things get past a certain size, they dont trigger the 'arachnobpobe-itis' gene in the brain bone.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Just looking at them horrifies me.
www.teamteabag.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/coconut_crab.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# HOLY FUCKING SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# BLOODY HELL!
I've just image searched that thing: lh4.ggpht.com/abramsv/SB1mpido4TI/AAAAAAAAQIw/NCGymSYdQW0/s800/coconut-crab-2.jpg

that's huge!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# NAAAGHGHGGHGGHGGGH
GEDDITOFFGEDDITOFFGEDDITOFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I bet they're real stubborn jerk crabs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Haha
it's on a rope, though.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# He has a Big Mac for an arse!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Hahaha
It's like discarded Big Macs and cornish pasties coming to life...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# To tempt people to it. SO IT CAN FUCKING MAUL YOU TO DEATH.
*waves arms + screams*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# I LOLed like a loon - brilliant observation!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Ah ya don't like spida's ay?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Nope
Which is why I'm perfectly happy for Australia to stay on the complete opposite side of the world to me
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I'm sending you some Funnel Web spiders. They'll just love you
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# And they'll enjoy meeting my Yellow Pages
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Funnelweb and Yellowpage
A gritty new ITV Police Drama
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# They killed Dalziel and Pascoe
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# so they have to solve this crime
and put themselves in jail?

GRITTY!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# dalziel and pascoe died as soon as they started to be
'based on the characters by Reginald Hill'

rather than 'based on the novels by Reginald Hill'

although the tv shows were a massively sensitised version of the books.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# sanitised you mean?
sensitised would be like "OMG CRIME!!! ARG" *hides under desk*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# no. you trap them in a jar with a damp cotton ball in it, put jar in an esky
and take it to the collection point where they milk them for anti-venom
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# *taps on shoulder*
what's an esky?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# um it's a sortof ice box, it's insulated and you put ice in it
and then put beer in it and it says cold as you go to the beach, cricket, bbq, etc. shortened from eskimo, they usually had a little picture of an eskimo on the side

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esky
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Ahhhh - right.
Thank 'ee.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
great retort.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Huntsmen are great. you can virtually pick them up and let them wander around in your hand
although my favourite is the little jumping spiders

www.xs4all.nl/~ednieuw/australian/salticidae/Salticidae.html

:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# argh fuck
i hate bastard spiders like that.

even if they have bunny heads
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] AAARGH!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# AAAARGH!
FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUUUUUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Awwww... can I stroke it?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:40, archived)
# see, now tarantulas arent as scary to me as those fuckers above
i certainly wouldnt like them in my home though - think of the mess they make when you shoe em...

*remembers exploding spider arse from arachnophobia*

Theres just something about the size, proportion and spindliness of house spiders that makes my skin crawl...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# aww :D
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# *gets really big glass and postcard*
Woo and eep in equal measure :)

edit: although... it's not actually that big, is it?

*gets regular sized glass and postcard*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Kill the Spider Wabbit!
You're on fire this evening. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:40, archived)
# In the absence of micto,
CHEDGE!

Also, is it a money spider? I can see its tuppence.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# oh hell no..... that is just too horrible...
Top shoppage, but I may even have to adblock it *shudders*

fecking spiders...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# OH YES OH YES OH YES
PEOPLE HERE HATE SPIDERS!!!

why did no one tell me before??
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# OH YES OH YES OH YES
PEOPLE HERE HATE SPIDERS!!!

why did no one tell me before??

edit: yeah that was so important i had to say it twice...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# You only speak twice.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Exactly this
:(
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# yeah I think I saw one of them when I was last at oberon.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] yeeesh
thats terrifying. have a tenuous pea of a much more friendly animal, the telescopic giraffe:
(jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# OH GOD, NOOOOOOOOO!
*flees*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Arrrrggh!
Hang on it's tiny!!

*splats with slipper*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# arrgghhhh!
pagedown, PAGEDOWN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# haha
that is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)