Look out everyone, it wants your carrots...!
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From the Evolution challenge. See all 262 entries (closed)
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AAAARGH!
ADBLOCK! AAAAAAADBLOOOOOOOOOOOCK!
*cries*
Edit: CUNT! *re-adblocks*
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:38,
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*cries*
Edit: CUNT! *re-adblocks*
Coconut crabs are way worse than any spider. Imagine one of those things waiting on the back of your chair. Think of one just sitting by your feet as you're blissfully unaware.
Eeeeeewwwuugugggh.
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:39,
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If you had two you could stand on them and usher them to take you places.
TO THE TOILET, CRAB MINIONS.
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:42,
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*shudders
That'd have to be equal to having your whole body covered in leeches.
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:42,
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naah - coco crabs are cuuuuuuute and would make a good pet
once things get past a certain size, they dont trigger the 'arachnobpobe-itis' gene in the brain bone.
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:43,
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BLOODY HELL!
I've just image searched that thing: lh4.ggpht.com/abramsv/SB1mpido4TI/AAAAAAAAQIw/NCGymSYdQW0/s800/coconut-crab-2.jpg
that's huge!!!!!!!
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:48,
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that's huge!!!!!!!
Hahaha
It's like discarded Big Macs and cornish pasties coming to life...
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:50,
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To tempt people to it. SO IT CAN FUCKING MAUL YOU TO DEATH.
*waves arms + screams*
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:51,
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Nope
Which is why I'm perfectly happy for Australia to stay on the complete opposite side of the world to me
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:42,
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I'm sending you some Funnel Web spiders. They'll just love you
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:43,
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so they have to solve this crime
and put themselves in jail?
GRITTY!
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:48,
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GRITTY!
dalziel and pascoe died as soon as they started to be
'based on the characters by Reginald Hill'
rather than 'based on the novels by Reginald Hill'
although the tv shows were a massively sensitised version of the books.
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:48,
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rather than 'based on the novels by Reginald Hill'
although the tv shows were a massively sensitised version of the books.
sanitised you mean?
sensitised would be like "OMG CRIME!!! ARG" *hides under desk*
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:59,
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no. you trap them in a jar with a damp cotton ball in it, put jar in an esky
and take it to the collection point where they milk them for anti-venom
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:47,
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um it's a sortof ice box, it's insulated and you put ice in it
and then put beer in it and it says cold as you go to the beach, cricket, bbq, etc. shortened from eskimo, they usually had a little picture of an eskimo on the side
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esky
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:51,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esky
Huntsmen are great. you can virtually pick them up and let them wander around in your hand
although my favourite is the little jumping spiders
www.xs4all.nl/~ednieuw/australian/salticidae/Salticidae.html
:)
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:45,
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www.xs4all.nl/~ednieuw/australian/salticidae/Salticidae.html
:)
argh fuck
i hate bastard spiders like that.
even if they have bunny heads
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:38,
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even if they have bunny heads
see, now tarantulas arent as scary to me as those fuckers above
i certainly wouldnt like them in my home though - think of the mess they make when you shoe em...
*remembers exploding spider arse from arachnophobia*
Theres just something about the size, proportion and spindliness of house spiders that makes my skin crawl...
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:41,
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*remembers exploding spider arse from arachnophobia*
Theres just something about the size, proportion and spindliness of house spiders that makes my skin crawl...
*gets really big glass and postcard*
Woo and eep in equal measure :)
edit: although... it's not actually that big, is it?
*gets regular sized glass and postcard*
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:39,
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edit: although... it's not actually that big, is it?
*gets regular sized glass and postcard*
In the absence of micto,
CHEDGE!
Also, is it a money spider? I can see its tuppence.
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:41,
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Also, is it a money spider? I can see its tuppence.
oh hell no..... that is just too horrible...
Top shoppage, but I may even have to adblock it *shudders*
fecking spiders...
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:42,
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fecking spiders...
OH YES OH YES OH YES
PEOPLE HERE HATE SPIDERS!!!
why did no one tell me before??
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:43,
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why did no one tell me before??
OH YES OH YES OH YES
PEOPLE HERE HATE SPIDERS!!!
why did no one tell me before??
edit: yeah that was so important i had to say it twice...
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:43,
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why did no one tell me before??
edit: yeah that was so important i had to say it twice...