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# Pfffft
'Those of you who haven't paid for seats just sort of huddle together at the back of the plane'
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# "alternatively you might like to purchase some hay
from our inflight catalogue..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# ...which you'll have to purchase first for £5.99 to see what's in it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# "... and it's printed in such a way as to be unreadable
without spending a further £10 on these special lenses ... which go very nicely in our £8 frames..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# now if you'll all have a whipround
we'll see if we can lure a pilot away from the airport bar
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# and for only a further £15
you can pay to have the air steward stop teabagging you in the face... or not :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)