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# I went roller skating with a girl I really really like today...
I think I really impressed her with my roller skating skills.

I bet she phones me tomorrow.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:00, archived)
# I just went and had a beer with a bloke I haven't seen for a couple of years.
I finally have an office key,
I had a kebab for lunch,
my sound card is once again working.

If I didn't go to the gym and exercise to the point of pain this morning, I would be as content as it is possible for me to get.

I have not done anything like what is depicted in your nice picture.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:03, archived)
# MAKE PAIN YOUR FRIEND!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:05, archived)
# BEEFCAKE!! BEEFCAKE!!
What's make pain your friend from? I can't remember the reference now.

I'll probably go jogging in an unsuitable outfit soon :(

edit: to answer your question down there VV, ive been at uni doing that stuff. I'm now sitting in my office wasting time.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:06, archived)
# Here's your beefcake
www.geekologie.com/2009/03/bacon_and_cheese_stuffed_pizza.php

I think the "Make pain your friend" was from an advertisement for noodles.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:09, archived)
# OH FUCK YES. OH YEAH BABY. I THOUGHT THE MUNCHY BOX WAS GOOD
blog.23x.net/5/what-is-a-munchy-box.html

and yeah i think you're right about the noodles.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:11, archived)
# OH YEAH! BOTH OF THESE COME WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO YOUR LOCAL HOSPITAL.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:16, archived)
# FREE ARTERIAL STENT WITH EVERY BOX
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:18, archived)
# I used to sell those.
Lovely hydrophilic coating on the tip with a textured section to make sure they went in easy and stayed in the right place.

Don't get me started on the guidewires.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 5:16, archived)
# Oh look at you with your key. All showing off with the key you have.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:07, archived)
# they moved me from the office I was supposed to have
because no key existed for it and it would take 10 days to get one.

So I went down to get my key for my new office. They gave me the key I was supposed to get last Friday for my old office, the key which didn't exist and would take 10 days to get.

BUT I AM VERY HAPPY TO HAVE A KEY IT IS A COOL KEY.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:09, archived)
# YOU ARE THE KEY MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:16, archived)
# THE ONLY KEY MORE PRECIOUS IS VIMOD'S ZAMBONI KEY
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:18, archived)
# THIS IS TRUE! IT IS HELD IN HIGH REGARD.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:21, archived)
# haha.
I read that in a zoidberg voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:29, archived)
# This would easily be me within the first few seconds of putting skates on
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:05, archived)
# Likely, if it's the dame (superdave's) below.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:10, archived)
# rollerskates are horrible bastard things designed purely to make you fall on your chin as often as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 4:30, archived)