
my mate used to do it in the family business.
I want to do funeral makeup.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:20,
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I want to do funeral makeup.

I reckon I've had enough dealings with them to make a good one
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:21,
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but I can be quite... cheery... not sure if that'd suit. I'm best kept downstairs with the er.... clients.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:22,
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And how are you today? Nice weather we're having! Oh, your five year old son is dead? Sons are great aren't they? Lovely little lads. Cancer? Oh, I'm a Cancer, my horoscope said I'm in for a stroke of luck today, and my lucky number is 5. Ooooh, do you want to look at some coffins? Aren't coffins brilliant?
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