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# I'm twenty fucking four, stop making me feel old and fuddy-duddy.
Cedilla's one of my favourite words.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# 24? Hahaha
n00b :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# and an -ile to that, old man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# *lechs*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Hey, I'm Anne Bancroft to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# are you trying to seduce me mrs. robinson?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Benjatom, I am not trying to seduce you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# You're a noobophile?
Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# You better believe it.
I've got a finger inserted in many a large user number pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# mmmm
pie
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Oh I'm sure!
*becomes dust*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# *snorts*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Lee Scratch Perry FTW
"Tha cedila, a chincilla. I'm gonna put all yar fornicha in da garden, an aall ya plantz in da howse. An ya won't like DAT."

Scratch is completely, and utterly mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# The fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# The Godfather of Dub
Get yo ass lernt: Lee Scratch Perry
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# *makes a note*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Godfather my conquering lion!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Come on.
To your taste or not the Black Ark was one of the foundations.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Yeah I know.
I was just being confrontational.

Rawr. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# ^^^
Too messy for my tastes. Tubby ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Tubby kicks bott.
I walked into a biker pub with a tubby t-shirt on a few years ago. There was a group just buying a round - "Dave - you'll have one. Jon - Krony? Spiv - another?" so I piped up "And I'll have Guinness!" (what the FUCK was I thinking?!). The guy turned to me, proper looked me up and down, and goes "I don't think so ... Tubby."

I looked down at my t-shirt, held it out (what what what am I doing?!) and coughed deliberately.

The biker goes "Alright then. I don't think so, KING Tubby."

How I managed to not get my head kicked in is a mystery.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Speaking as someone who's lived with more than her fair share
cojones go a long way *has asked a large group of men from the HA to step outside before. Thank fuck they didn't agree.*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Hahaha
I'd love to believe it was a really polite request, too: "Now listen here: you're acting the twat and I'd thank you to step into the car park and settle through the discourse of fisticuffs."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Knowing me and what I was drinking
it was probably something a little more agressive. I'm still here though (British HA are a bunch of pussies).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Reminds me of an episode of Monk
Biker parks in front of an office building.

Cop says to him "hey, that spot's for disabled people"
To which he says "it's okay, i'm psychotic."
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# \o/ nice line, I shall remember it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# That
Is ace. Reminds me of the Young Ones with Madness:

"Do you do any Cliff Richard?"

"You hum it - I'll smash your teeth in."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)