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# Nings

De-ris
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I'm twenty fucking four, stop making me feel old and fuddy-duddy.
Cedilla's one of my favourite words.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# 24? Hahaha
n00b :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# and an -ile to that, old man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# *lechs*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Hey, I'm Anne Bancroft to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# are you trying to seduce me mrs. robinson?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Benjatom, I am not trying to seduce you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# You're a noobophile?
Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# You better believe it.
I've got a finger inserted in many a large user number pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# mmmm
pie
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Oh I'm sure!
*becomes dust*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# *snorts*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Lee Scratch Perry FTW
"Tha cedila, a chincilla. I'm gonna put all yar fornicha in da garden, an aall ya plantz in da howse. An ya won't like DAT."

Scratch is completely, and utterly mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# The fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# The Godfather of Dub
Get yo ass lernt: Lee Scratch Perry
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# *makes a note*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Godfather my conquering lion!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Come on.
To your taste or not the Black Ark was one of the foundations.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Yeah I know.
I was just being confrontational.

Rawr. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# ^^^
Too messy for my tastes. Tubby ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Tubby kicks bott.
I walked into a biker pub with a tubby t-shirt on a few years ago. There was a group just buying a round - "Dave - you'll have one. Jon - Krony? Spiv - another?" so I piped up "And I'll have Guinness!" (what the FUCK was I thinking?!). The guy turned to me, proper looked me up and down, and goes "I don't think so ... Tubby."

I looked down at my t-shirt, held it out (what what what am I doing?!) and coughed deliberately.

The biker goes "Alright then. I don't think so, KING Tubby."

How I managed to not get my head kicked in is a mystery.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Speaking as someone who's lived with more than her fair share
cojones go a long way *has asked a large group of men from the HA to step outside before. Thank fuck they didn't agree.*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Hahaha
I'd love to believe it was a really polite request, too: "Now listen here: you're acting the twat and I'd thank you to step into the car park and settle through the discourse of fisticuffs."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Knowing me and what I was drinking
it was probably something a little more agressive. I'm still here though (British HA are a bunch of pussies).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Reminds me of an episode of Monk
Biker parks in front of an office building.

Cop says to him "hey, that spot's for disabled people"
To which he says "it's okay, i'm psychotic."
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# \o/ nice line, I shall remember it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# That
Is ace. Reminds me of the Young Ones with Madness:

"Do you do any Cliff Richard?"

"You hum it - I'll smash your teeth in."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Despite your de-ris,
I am still rising :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# J Dilla was an American hip-hop producer and former member of Slum Village
A cedilla is the little hook appended to certain letters to soften their sound. Speakers of French are more likely to be familiar with them. They are most commonly seen on the letter c.

As for the source, well, I wanted to get the J Dilla/Cedilla pun, and stumbled across this picture while searching.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Ah I see!
I never knew that was what that hook was called :D

Have an Arf in lieu :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# That is superb!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Thank-ee
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# That's obscure even with the De-RIS!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Does the de-RIS come with a de-RIS of its own?
(And isn't "Electricity and Lust" a Pavement reference? "Zurich is Stained", anyone?)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Trigger Cut
Pavement and Pixies in the same morning? its like I'm 17 again
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# So it is...
Right album, so I'm in the vicinity.

It's the perfect summer album. Put it on a stereo - importantly, NOT a personal stereo - and lie on some grass. If there's the distant sound of a lawn being mown, so much the better.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# same is true of all their albums
but Brighten the Corners was when they jumped the shark, Wowee Zowee is my fav
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I love Pavement, and am also a fan of Malkmus's other projects.
As far as I can tell however, the reference in the url is just the name of the blog where the source is hosted.

Additional de-ris: www.b3ta.com/board/9243235
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# OK
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)