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# shit the bed
I just had the best coffee ever... it was like licking Jesus' taint! It's even a little bit stuck in my moustache and if I lick it I can still taste it... mmmmmmmmmmmmm
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I, too, am a fan of the noble bean...
what sort was it? Was it that stuff that comes out of civets' bottoms?
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# nothing quite as grand as that
'twas a double macciatto with nice Ethiopian Arabica beans... mmmmmmmMMMMMmmmm

was the first one I've had in about 2 weeks, had to pack in for a week and my head was so split open by it that I didn't fancy rushing back too quickly. I'm hooked again though - big style
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# mmmmmmmm.....!
I've never tried giving up caffeine, so well done. I hear if you do, you get blinding headaches for a bit as you go through withdrawal. Don't fancy that...
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# it's not as bad as all that
but it's pretty shit and I did go boz eyed for a bit... although I think I'm just naturally boz eyed and the lovely coffee fixed it.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Now ^ that was deeply uncalled for.
I nearly threw up my triple cheese Chicken McNugget Burger with Offal.

See what you nearly made me do, eh?
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I was going to say "rimming grunty"
but I thought it was inappropriate.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)