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# 'Mommy always said there were no monsters, no real ones - but there are.'
(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# 0_o

(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# That's kinda cute
in an odd way.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# The littlest mouth couldn't even bite you
and looks sooooo cuuuuute!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
#
nip nip nip nippy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# LAY A LITTLE EGG FOR ME
wait.



I'm going out for yet another cigarette, because I'm big willy style and all cool for school like a sort of Anti Mr Bronson who I recently watched drink gravy on Banzai.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# *strains*
LOOK WHAT I MADE FOR YOU! ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# A lovely brown man egg. Thank you darling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# I got 12 Cream Eggs from Englands last week and I ate them all
nom nom

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Well done, my little petal bunnykins
I'm going out thought now, so I will be quiet for ten minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# egg?


was for the recycle bin
(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Now think of that thing as 30 feet tall
*hides behind office chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Just makes it cuter, IMO.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# What the shit?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# shit the bed
I just had the best coffee ever... it was like licking Jesus' taint! It's even a little bit stuck in my moustache and if I lick it I can still taste it... mmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I, too, am a fan of the noble bean...
what sort was it? Was it that stuff that comes out of civets' bottoms?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# nothing quite as grand as that
'twas a double macciatto with nice Ethiopian Arabica beans... mmmmmmmMMMMMmmmm

was the first one I've had in about 2 weeks, had to pack in for a week and my head was so split open by it that I didn't fancy rushing back too quickly. I'm hooked again though - big style
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# mmmmmmmm.....!
I've never tried giving up caffeine, so well done. I hear if you do, you get blinding headaches for a bit as you go through withdrawal. Don't fancy that...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# it's not as bad as all that
but it's pretty shit and I did go boz eyed for a bit... although I think I'm just naturally boz eyed and the lovely coffee fixed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Now ^ that was deeply uncalled for.
I nearly threw up my triple cheese Chicken McNugget Burger with Offal.

See what you nearly made me do, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I was going to say "rimming grunty"
but I thought it was inappropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)