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# I went outside, it was cold
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# I hope you've learnt your lesson
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# But I needed food
I had literally nothing in the house
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# that's no excuse.
three words.

supermarket home delivery
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# You need to spend over a certain amount on them
I dont think I can afford that

I am very poor
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# *sends food parcel*
(There maybe some poo in it. I did check but just be careful)
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Nothing? Literally?
Not even a computer? :o
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# No, I only have a laptop
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# My parents bought me a lapdog
Hours of hilarity ensued as we tried to connect it to the internet before someone pointed out that it was a canine and not a portable computer.

You wouldn't believe where we tried to plug the Ethernet wire!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# omg!
are you okay? what was it like?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Yes, I saw a cat and some french people
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# aaaarrrrggghhh!
*pulls curtains - stays in*
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)