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# well, technically, it wasn't staring at you
what with being dead and all

it was more of an unfortunate juxtaposition, on this occasion.

personally I'd be more worried about the huge spider that's just climbed onto your head
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# I'm sorry
are you trying to say I need a haircut?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# haha
do you?

I haven't seen a picture of you

do you need a haircut?

only the spiders can truly tell you
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I read somewhere that the average human eats 8 spiders a night whilst asleep.
Ok, I didn't. I'd just like it to be true.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# nom nom nom
how many calories in them
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# 14 to 80,000
depending on the size of the spider.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)