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# TRUFAX - In the UK, you are never more than 20ft from a rat!

Extra Bigness

(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# that's what they want you to think....
this is lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# ha!
Good afternoon sir.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# afternoon fella, hope you're well
nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK
testicles?
balloons?
horse radishes?
giant turkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# a prosthetic arse
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# strangled tits
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# GIANT PILES
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# bruised tonsils
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# glowing grapes?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# inflatable neck pillow?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# YOU MISSED OUT THE WORDS "ON AVERAGE, NOT"
and replaced them with "never"

edit: how rude. I like your picature.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# That's really quite special.
You'll be nearing the yak fields soon (Vic Reeves joke- he and my dad are the same person, just different faces).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# haha - little blighters
Ikea now sell cuddly rats in 3 different colours.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# No doubt they'll be some sorl of NIPLIK storage sacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Do they still sell Ophelia Vag cushions?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# I think Ophelia asked them to stop...
she wasn't keen on posing for the catalogue after she hit 84

you've spoiled it now with your correction
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# nah, just broken banjo strings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# haha
aw, how lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# ballons!
:D

this is a happy glee filled image

unless of course the man in the hat is a tax inspector

and the rats are trying to make a getaway

faster little rats! he wants your undeclared earnings!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# He's the Fat Controller...
not that that was my intention... bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# he has the power over fat!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# and trains!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# and fat trains!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# But can he train fat?
We must experiment!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# maybe he can deliver vats of fat by train
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I've seen him do that...
it's horrible when Thomas has to stop quickly though... fat all over the place!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I went up in the attic yesterday
and when I put the light on staring right at me not 5 centimetres from my nose was the cold dead eyes of a dead mouse.

I shat my pants, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# If you were standing up in the attic I'd understand why.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Hahaha no I'd only just opened the hatch
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# well, technically, it wasn't staring at you
what with being dead and all

it was more of an unfortunate juxtaposition, on this occasion.

personally I'd be more worried about the huge spider that's just climbed onto your head
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# I'm sorry
are you trying to say I need a haircut?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# haha
do you?

I haven't seen a picture of you

do you need a haircut?

only the spiders can truly tell you
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I read somewhere that the average human eats 8 spiders a night whilst asleep.
Ok, I didn't. I'd just like it to be true.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# nom nom nom
how many calories in them
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# 14 to 80,000
depending on the size of the spider.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Beter than the crazed, brain starved eyes of a (un)dead mouse methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# you are never more than 20feet
from someone telling you, that you are never more than 20 feet from a rat
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# This is true...
You're also never more than 30 feet from someone asking the question "What about if you're in a hot air balloon, or hang gliding or something? Eh?"
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)