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# Aspartame is a lightning bolt in the sky from the ghost of that rumsfeld bloke
who fancies vampire chicks drinking emo cola?


SPEAK SENSE YOU COCK!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Nonono!
Rumsfeld CREATES lightning, that aspartames-up your cola, making you one of the restless dead.

Also, there is a tree for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# the tree is the shadow of death weeping from rumsfeld's ghost tits
it happens when he is wanking over vampire chicks

this is fact, catnipp said so
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# If a picture paints a thousand words.
Then his are mostly dyslexic dribble.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# NO! WAKE UP!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)