
if i'd waited a second i needn't have wasted a new thread :(
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:56,
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how are we supposed to survive if even our hats are out to kill us?!
I was just about to make my packed lunch. Is clingfilm ok? I've quarantined the foil.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:58,
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I was just about to make my packed lunch. Is clingfilm ok? I've quarantined the foil.

Made of plastics made from oil, which is owned by the secret lizard lords? Nononono. Paper bags are the only safe option!
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:01,
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and colour dyes in them, which are probably highly poisonous.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:02,
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I've just read some research that suggests the sun can make you blind, seriously ill, cause chemical burns and even kill you! What's even worse is that every government in the world just goes along with what the sun is doing, they let it beam harmful UV radiation straight down on everything its light touches!!!
When will you sheeple wake up! You must realise we must stop the sun now, put an end to this new world order!
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:01,
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When will you sheeple wake up! You must realise we must stop the sun now, put an end to this new world order!

tell the sheeple!
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:04,
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When will you all accept this?
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:05,
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I encountered "dihydrogen monoxide" on Penn & Teller Bullshit! where they went round a load of protesters and got hundreds of signatures on a petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:11,
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getting kids near dihydrogen monoxide. Especially a bath full!
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:30,
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