Bloody luxury.I was dragged out into the street and thrown into a threshing machine where iron lizards danced on my colon for a thousand generations, whilst Barry Manilow sang Copacabana.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:42,
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Fucking hell!The Barry Manilow is just cruel and unusual punishment!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:43,
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I was offered death or bonkingso i took bonking. then they bonked me to death
you got off light
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boff FL OZ,
Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:46,
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Pffft, that's nothing.I was forcibly removed to a shoebox in the middle of t'road and fed nothing but cold gravel for twenty six hours a day, eight days a week.
Kids these days don't know how easy they've got it.
(Kids these days don't know how easy they've got it.
elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:44,
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Gravel? LuxuryI were fed aspartame and mercury.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:47,
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