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# Hello, B3ta. I'm sorry I goatse'd you earlier.
That wasn't very community-spirited of me, was it? I do hope none of you got in trouble at work because of it. I've had my fun; I promise not to do it again if ever I get another fp.


And thank you mods for not stepping me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# link?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Explanatory screengrabs of front page (with censored goatse):
fc19.deviantart.com/fs45/i/2009/068/4/5/My_moments_of_glory_by_BobTodd.png

Original thread (now sans goatse): www.b3ta.com/board/9251653
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# That is very very nawtee :(
Worse than the gay buffy porn fiasco!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Whaaat? Link link link!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# It was years and years ago.
Some Joss Whedon fanboy got an FO and then edited the image to be Angel or Spike or someone all gayed out.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Blimey.
You have been here a long time.

That was donkey's ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# We just can't seem to be able to get rid of him
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Nuts to you hippy!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# 3/5 Needs more Buffy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Over 5 and a hlaf years now innit.
Although I used to have an account before this one, but I forgot the LoGIn C0de3!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# It was also fucking epic
With lots of images and text

Epic.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Aye.
I seem to remember it was just before Starfly or some Joss Whedon shite came out.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# he kept coming back ban after ban
with his same old Whedon fanboy shite getting all horny over the upcoming release of serenity ( which was shit )
It's testament to these people that nobody remembers their names.

/remembers Tonay
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Yeah. I remember that.
God he was annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Was that Tonay?
Or am I getting my trolls mixed up?
(AMadDayYes, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# oh, i see
well, erm, i can't help feeling that that was a kick in the nads for the mod who fp'd you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# why do such a twatish thing?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Because I thought it was fucking funny.
And I'd had it planned for years. When I first joined this site I decided that if ever I got an fp I would Goatse it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# And of course, that's what matters
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# then they should've fucking stepped you
[edit]

well done you are a grade A. trollish wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# appology
undermining
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# It was.
Back when the internet began.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Now that's some stamina

I can't help but admire that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Hahaha naughty naughty
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Todd!
I missed it but you are terribly nawtee!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# I got physically assaulted by my boss
then was fired and put on the Sexual Offenders Register because of that. Then the neighbours heard and burned down my house before beating me with rolled-up copies of the Sunday Mail colour supplement and demanding I move to Denmark.

You owe me £1.40 in lost wages, pension and share options.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# You got off easy.
I was killed when people realised what was on my computer screen. Killed to DEATH.

(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Bloody luxury.
I was dragged out into the street and thrown into a threshing machine where iron lizards danced on my colon for a thousand generations, whilst Barry Manilow sang Copacabana.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Fucking hell!
The Barry Manilow is just cruel and unusual punishment!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I was offered death or bonking
so i took bonking. then they bonked me to death

you got off light
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Pffft, that's nothing.
I was forcibly removed to a shoebox in the middle of t'road and fed nothing but cold gravel for twenty six hours a day, eight days a week.

Kids these days don't know how easy they've got it.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Gravel? Luxury
I were fed aspartame and mercury.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# naughty boy, but none the less
that's a very nice demon.

(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# You might want to send an apology the way of the bloke who said his kids saw it
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# But his kids shouldn't be on here!!
His fault!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# I was assuming they were hanging around while he was on here
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Then he shouldn't be on.
I wouldn't look at porn whilst my wife is in the room,not that I do such a thing, of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# R U BNG SRSLY?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Under tens yeah
Like kiddies.
Not like teens.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# It's reasonable to expect the fp of b3ta to be worksafe.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# True.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# What about the underage mario cock?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# was worksafe
cos it didn't look like a cock from afar
plus it had pubes, so the only way to know it was underage was after the guy told everyone

it wasn't paedo-porn
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# No
thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I would actually say it is reasonable
to expect the whole of b3ta to be worksafe, and if not linked.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# it would be nice, I can't go online much at work anymore
so much shock shite being posted..it's turning into fucking 4chan :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Aye, it is rather annoying :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# I should insist you eat all the coffee ones from this bag of Revels.
But it was quite funny actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# I like the coffee ones.
Although the orange creams are best.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# coffee ones are my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I find your veneration of coffee revels digusting.
You're worse than Hitler!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# You're just wrong man!
Wrong!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# i think you'll find that i am right
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Only joshing
I like cofee ones, but orange is my fave.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# They aren't my favourite,
but I sometimes get cravings for just coffee roses and coffee revels.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# The orange ones pip coffee to the post for me,
but I like them all.
Well, not so much the raisin one, but that's an impostor anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Those new strawberry ones are awful
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Strawberry-flavoured things don't taste of strawberry;
they just taste of pink.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# And how would you know what she tastes like?!!!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# What a vision to place in my mind!
Cheers matey!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# A bit tart
Have you tried Divine White Choc Strawberry Truffles?
Hideously expensive (I got my box dirt cheap) but delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# How lah-dee-daa
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Tut tut tut.
You need a good spanking!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# ahhhahhhhahah
lovely demon.

and if one has been on the internet for more than a month one shouldn't be in the least perturbed by a little anal stretching
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I think it's funny. But I didn't see the goatse, or have children who did.
Goatses should probably be reserved for the Daily Mail and other thieving bastards.

Your FP was good too - shame it's gone.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# I really don't think it was worth fp'ing.
I've done much better stuff than that that hasn't been fp'd. B3ta works in strange ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Yes, the way of the board can be a fickle beast.
My most clicked post was those damn dogs in a text-on-a-bus which took about two minutes and went on the popular page. Other things got almost no recognition.

Unpredictability is what makes the board so fun though.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# that wasn't very nice :(
but it's nice of you to apologise :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# I thought I'd better,
as once I'd stopped laughing (so hard I was trembling and couldn't type) I thought 'oh shit, what if someone actually got in trouble for looking at that at work?'
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# you must feel
very proud. And really original too. Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)