well I do sort of get it, but I think I'm missing that main point of it - I'm guessing the dog is actually in Eastenders?
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Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:10,
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so the costs to reanimate him
either through necromancy or puppetry are likely to be considerable...
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Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:12,
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bah... just stick a broom handle up his arse and move him around like a crappy puppet.
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Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:13,
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they're very heavily unionised
you get a cow boy in and they only have a Greek copy of the Necranomicon and what do you get? A zombie which hungers for olives!
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Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:19,
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Sounds like the waitress in the taverna up the road*
*it actually does!
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Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:27,
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ssttttttuuuuuuuuuuuuuuffffed wiiiiiiiiiiiithh piiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmeenn...
nah - it doesn't really work... I'm finding these zombies less and less believable.
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Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:33,
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