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# Davross Kemp
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# :)
and welcome new person :)

he'll be thwarted when Doctor Wade bashes him around the face with her handbag
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Bassey or Temple?
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Bassey every time... *Goldfingers*
/are you lingering here for the same reason I am, waiting to see if he appears?
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# who's 'he'?
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
#



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(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# I'm so very confused
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# that'll be the mercury does that...
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# ahh, I get it now. Does he come on here at a regular time of the day now?
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# it's been in the evenings of late
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Moooooooooooooooove closer!
Set my mind on fire!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Oops!
Yep - sorry!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# hehe :)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# "Exterminate summink!"


(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# When he gets near bears (with in 2 miles of them) he goes "oh god bears, mummy!" *cries* *cries* *phones back up* "there are bears near me," "no they are 2 miles away from you, you are fine" Kemp beings to cry again and crying for his mum
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# I hope he doesn't see this, for your sake!!


(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# hahaha tf?
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# he did a program for the bbc ages ago
He was going to sleep out with the bears. They put him on this island in a river, where the bears came to eat. They watched them during the day, when he was surrounded by guys with guns, come night when he was left on his own with a gun and radio. He heard them about 2 or 3 miles away, he shit himself and had to get the helicopter in to take him back to the base. It was so funny, he was crying
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# hahahahaha
it's almost Jacob Dyer-esque

Love it!~
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# This is a fine start
I will not be able to look at Ross Kemp in Afghanistan now without thinking of this.

*Actually, I will not be able to watch Ross Kemp in Afghanistan, full stop.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)