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[challenge entry] If only wars were fought with these
....my first post/attempt... i didn't htink it was that bad ;)

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(bernster, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:47, archived)
# Best post the pic..
Before ze Germans get here..
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:49, archived)
# Don't mention the picture!
I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:55, archived)
# shout if you need help
:)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:58, archived)
# "Help!
I just need somebody...
HELP,
not just anybody..
HELP
You know I need somebody
HEEEEEEEEEELP
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:59, archived)
# sounds like
a hit!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Almost there :)
Sounds like shit. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Not as good as your
Sergeant Dr Pepper one.
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:04, archived)
# *glances over shoulder*
You're talking to me? Dr Pepper?

Lè what?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:06, archived)
# Oh Beatles...
subtlety is lost on boards, don't you think?
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:10, archived)
# t.. t... th.. tis...
on me..

i'se on seconded bottle of whine an, an, bwaen shells are all over de plaisch..
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:13, archived)
# your
fp profile is rather spiffing :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:03, archived)
# It is too.
I laugheded my arse off!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:07, archived)
# Do you mean me?
If so, *blush".
If not, *humiliated*
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:07, archived)
# She does indeed.
She reached over to me, headbutted me on the nose (as is her way) and shouted in my now bleeding face "Hey! Fuckhead! Look at lemonheads profile! Its great!"

I love that woman.

mentally prepares to get smacked hard for this post :) Sorry popt!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:10, archived)
# Interesting.
Now how I have I become a woman
edit: realises you don't mean me!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:12, archived)
# Have you?
Crickey!

no, me meant popt_art who is next to me pointed out your profile..

Lucky I wasn't trying to be subtle! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:14, archived)
# Thanks to you both.
I'm genuinely deeply honoured and *proud".
Big :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:15, archived)
# hush
we're both twats :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:20, archived)
# Hey,
I happen to like lemonhead!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:22, archived)
# Are you going to London thing?
Bit nervous about going.
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:22, archived)
# live in london me old mucka...
what london thing? Personally I've taken to avoiding b3ta bashes becuase essentially they are all scary axe murderes.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:23, archived)
# Thought so.
Will avoid.
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:25, archived)
# heheheh
Come along!

Everyone's lovely..

Shit, you might even pull... (not me though)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:27, archived)
# I'll see
what my counsellor has to say on the matter.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:31, archived)
# So,
What does this inkblot say to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:40, archived)
# Axe
murderers.
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:42, archived)
# woo!
*does the secret handshake* (nothing funny)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:43, archived)
# *secret hand shake back*
(spills Resolve over keyboard)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:47, archived)
# i reckon we are
tis a year (minus a week) since we met so i think it's fitting...

don't be scared... b3tans don't bite... much
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:24, archived)
# Is it?
Crikey.
An anniversity. An university. An annisisversary.

One of those things that happen usually once a year.

An aniversearary.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:30, archived)
# yeah
but who's counting
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:35, archived)
# 19
oh
four
2002
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:40, archived)
# awwwwww
sweeeeet :)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 2:12, archived)
# Facepartys cool and a lame kinda way
www.faceparty.com/azd
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:13, archived)
# blimey
what is that site?

ps... sexuality=open minded...... donkeys?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:17, archived)
# Open Minded
Take it to mean what you what. But if you want it to mean that I've had gay thoughts and probably wouldn't say no then you would be right. but if you want it to mean Beastality then NO! :)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:20, archived)
# well that's not very
bloody open minded now is it?

sheesh!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:23, archived)
# Ok then...I'll try to think more about it then:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:24, archived)
# Hur hur hur..
You said..

No, wait. You didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:23, archived)
# I didn't what?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 1:25, archived)
# Picture
Picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:59, archived)