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# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# She's a parent with not long to live
it's apparently funny
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# it's funny
because certain shallow people don't know her, and are laughing at the fact that her unpleasant media persona is dying, without apprently grasping the fact that a real person will die, probably terrified, and however much of a cow she is, that's not really something to take joy from. Innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)
# but if she had Downs Syndrome we WOULD laugh at her.
(doogle i've got maddy, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# I'd laugh 'til I pissed out my catheter
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# So true
And yet so sad but true but sad...............sigh

I'm off to watch Short Cuts on Film Four.
*edt. Lilly Tomlin has just told Tom Waits to put on his real glasses (cos he's old)
more updates to follow.........not



a kid is about to get run over.....

his mom put him in bed and he fell fast asleep......
dada does not approve.....

Csaey says the lady that hit him was nice....

ok, he's run over..walking home .. feeling weird......not long now....


this is like Jade Goodey isn't it........


oh oh, here comes the birthday cake man.........




he's ok........ for the minute.......

Caseys' mom is freakin' out


tom waits' is freaking out

lilly tomlin is freakin' out

tom drives off in a huff

lilly doesn't give a shit..... tom is an asshole.....

EDIT... is it Lilly Taylor.....

ah no She' slilly taylor.....

tim robbins on a bike.....

gets rid of dog

kid is in hospital


mathew modine saays he has a blood clot and fluid on lungs....


lot's of shit just happened....


tim robbins hits on a clown

she is detachable...?

driving too slow...


she can't go....

"how many clowns can you fit in this car"?

Cut......

He's a son of a bitch....

why are you whispering? ( Chris Penn )

is getting spooked

by pool girl pretending to drown


Here comes the dead body......

"we should pull her out"

or maybe have a few beers and do some fishing....



enter Julianne Moore........................

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(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:28, archived)
# this
is the best comment on anything ever
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Well she was on the telly box....This means she probably does not exist
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)
# I don't get the snake bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)
# It looks like it's been vectored.
On top of that, it looks like a rather long turd.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# with a cornetto stuck to it
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# Why would anyone do that to a cornetto?
Honestly.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# maybe it narked on their brother to the pigs
and therefore needed a lesson teaching to it
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# cornetto slaag!
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