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# 5 stone? You should be shopping in Mothercare, not Primark!
I lost 4 stone a few years ago (I have since found most of them again) and got a whole new shiny size 10 wardrobe from the local bootsales.

Bargain.

BTW, when I said Mothercare, I was implying you should wear the kiddies' clothes, not the maternity wear. If they do maternity wear. I don't know.

I'll just cock off again, shall I?

*goes to Paul's house for a poo*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# fuck off home, you little bastard!
*locks door*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# :D
that's a lovely hole you've got there.




Could have worded that better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# shall we call it a draw?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I think that's probably safest, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)