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# 'We've got your special relationship RIGHT HERE!'

see news for de-ris

for all RIS-ers out there: Obama's gifts to Gordon Brown are considered a little bit insulting :) - 25 DVDs and two tin toys.

edit 2: news link :)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Haha!
My sister calls it Pri-mani
/When I say haha I mean eh?
At least link a story ffs
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I remember years back
everyone called it Preemark...

Now it's Prymark.

Go, as they say, figure
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# It's always been "Pry-mark" here.
In the Midlands.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Racist.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Actually
Primark are an equal-opportunities employer*

[joke]*of 3rd-world children.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# lol!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I've got some primark bits and pieces.
You try losing 5 stone fairly quickly whilst broke.

*doesn't know what's happening*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# 5 stone? You should be shopping in Mothercare, not Primark!
I lost 4 stone a few years ago (I have since found most of them again) and got a whole new shiny size 10 wardrobe from the local bootsales.

Bargain.

BTW, when I said Mothercare, I was implying you should wear the kiddies' clothes, not the maternity wear. If they do maternity wear. I don't know.

I'll just cock off again, shall I?

*goes to Paul's house for a poo*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# fuck off home, you little bastard!
*locks door*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# :D
that's a lovely hole you've got there.




Could have worded that better.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# shall we call it a draw?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I think that's probably safest, yes.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Still RIS?
I'm combing BBC News looking for an explanation.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# I'm too lazy to look at the news
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# here's some news for you
500 Elvises Loose
Caesar frees geezer from freezer
Spiderman feared lost under rusty cooker
Japan now so small only mice can live there
Man falls in hole
Harriet Harman in 'juice trumpet' gaffe
Careless stork costs lives
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# That's true about Japan isn't it.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# it sadly is
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# please don't think this is where I get my news from...
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# hahahah jesus
The Prime Minister gave Mr Obama an ornamental pen holder made from the timbers of the Victorian anti-slave ship HMS Gannet.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# yes!
so some serious thought went into that gift :)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# In reality....
...I believe Mrs Brown gave the Obama kids some clothes from Top Shop which is, as we all know, far classier than Primark
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Like shit is it.
You should see some of the girls that go in our local one.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# What do you mean?????
Topshop supplies the home-based workers and Primark supplies the street-based ones. Known fact.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# but what about that crotchless T-shirt I got you last year?
that was from Primark.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Where do you think I get all the ready cash from..
Beeaaatch!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)