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# Not as good as the dildammer.
My hammer has a very cock-like handle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# 0_0
Cap'n!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# What?! I didn't buy it purely because of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Ahh, that's OK, then.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# It's usually fun to tell people
when they're actually holding the hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9259687
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Here I am! :)
Absolutely fucking exquisite Sir. I am utterly grateful to you.
Gaz me an address and I'll send you something nice (not sure what though)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# This thread compels you to send a CUNTHAMMER.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I just broke my last one :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Oh, please don't...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Aww, bless you, sir!
Is that one high enough quality or do you want the PSD, or indeed a larger dimension version.
I'm running out a 1280 x 600 px version for Tom O' Bedlam, and I can gaz you a link to it when it's done, if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# That's great :D
I'd love a desktop one too, but this one is great for the album xx
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Glad to be of help, sir
And don't worry - just buy me a beer at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Will do :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Wow
My cock handle is very much like-hammer.
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Make that the queen, then.
Queens are better than Kings anyway.

Queens of the Stone Age vs Jonathan King. See, the system works.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Queen vs King Crimson, though.
No contest.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# 50 Foot Queenie vs anything by Kings of Leon.
This could run and run.

Chess has the final answer, though.

Er, the game, not the musical.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Oh I don't know
I really like a Kings of Leon song.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I bet it can only move one square at a time unless swapping with a rook.
/the boy that knew far too much about chess
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# *upends chess set*
*starts setting up connect 4*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# (some kind of joke about porn)
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)