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# Ding dong!
Prince Albert once told her he was inspired by her beauty to write poetry.
She said 'We are not a muse.'
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# he also said he thought she was a leggy bird
and she said "I am not emus"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# He once accused her of having Alzheimers
and she said 'I am not bemused'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# And when in Paris said
'this is not Toulouse'
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# And narrowly avoided being attacked by Slimer from Ghostbusters
"We have not been oozed."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# He accused her of having an affair with David Beckham
She said I am not Rebecca Loos
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# One does not wank off pigs for telly credits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Also, he once accused her of being overweight
and she said "fuck off"
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)