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# Alright, what the fuck?
How do you turn these out so quickly? I don't see how you can do this unless you make these in advance having been tipped off on what the future compo will be.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
# yes, I was tipped off as to what the compo would be
even though the compo is a Font one and the animal alt one was made up after that.

This took me about half an hour to film, then 2 minutes to convert and upload, the hard part was convincing the zoo keeper to let me stick the firework up its arse
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
# ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It helps knowing Jahled though eh? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# indeed
although this was clearly filmed in India, er, is it daylight there yet? maybe it was an Australian zoo, I forget where I am, I must be jet lagged.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Pfft.
Seriously, though, you are far too fucking good for a lunch-hour comedy website. Why aren't you working for Pixar or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
:D I love you Sir Happy of Toast :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# He employs an entire workshop of art students who he verbally and sexually abuses to do the work for him, then just wipes his cock on them and signs it.
Just like Hirst Ramsey Jesus!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Two best replies ever in one post!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# signs the picture you mean
not just his cock after amusing himself with it on his art slaves

though that in itself would be a piece of art, ultimately decadent art, but art nontheless

edit: though on reflection, he may have signed his own cock, for identification purposes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# So he could identify the cock or just for general use in lieu of an ID card?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
# indeed
for example, when at passport control

"sir, I need to see your passport"

*zip*
*schlup*
"You do not need to see my passport"
*waves around*
"I do not need to see your passport"
*schloip*
*zip*

and then merrily upon his way
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# It would make things more awkward when the Americans ask if you are a Member of any terrorist networks.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# oh that's simple, anyone who isn't an american isn't even an american and is therefore unamerican
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)
# An unamerican american is the worst of all americans.
Worse even than a morrocan.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)
# clearly terrorists
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:54, archived)