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[challenge entry] I'll get my coat.

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(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# stick in reverse ! quickly now..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# *ita-c-licks*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# just looking at this car causes me to want to go on strike
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# ha ha ha
*comes out in sympathy*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# are you a London underground driver?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# anything is possible
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# ... on an infinite timeline
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# smeared with monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# INFINITY MONKEYS
keeping the universe tidy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Isn't this a reference to British Leyland strikes
30 years ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I haven't the foggiest, it doesn't really make a difference
I wasn't referencing them, however.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Brittish whatwhat?
I think it's best you forget that name and the fact that we used to have one of the largest car manufacturing industries in the world and that we pissed it all away so that now MG is owned by the Chinese...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# by the government "knowing better"TM how industry should work..
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# it looks faster
when skewed, although I doubt it can do more than 30
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# it's the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy
it'll make .6 past light speed
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# *kessel runs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# never heard of it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# *explains using a combination of pipe-cleaners, insides of kitchen rolls and sticky-back plastic*
Does that help?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# hmmmmm
I'm not sure I understand everything you've just shown me, but at least I know where babys come from now.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Even at light speed, it would take a LOOOOOONG time to get anywhere
the nearest star to Sol is 4 light years. The nearest planet is 10 light years. the nearest habitable planet? who knows, maybe 100-1000 light years?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I'm sure there's a nearer planet
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# there's a land of leather
about 25 minutes from here... meet you there?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Yay a font based joke :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# You'll need your coat,
for when that bag-o-shite car breaks down, and you have to walk home in the rain.

;-)

Nicely, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)