Pfft! Area 51 is for silly humansThe Rocket Animals are on at least Area 206.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:12,
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But that's what the government wants you to think Area 51 is for.Perhaps they've done top secret deals with the animals.... oops I just realised, where's my aluminium foil hat?
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:14,
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Yes the Government are seeking to rhetro-fix rockets to human arsesbut so far tests have been a disaster with many volunteers mysteriously disappearing and the Government are not saying where these people are! Although Govt agents have been seen slushing the airfields with water jets. Opps I think I've said too much *heads to the bunker*
*sneaks back to show some secret test footage*
Secret Footage and possibly NSFW
(*sneaks back to show some secret test footage*
Secret Footage and possibly NSFW
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:19,
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On the other hand, this could improve any given city's public transport system People could be jettisoned to any direction that's desired. Science has proved that the longer the distance travelled is proportionate to the amount of curry consumed the night before.
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:30,
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This would required some kind of mathematical equationto show Vindaloo to Thrust ratio over a given time.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:33,
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