not even if lions are chasing you?
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:19,
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Old joke:Two friends were out camping on a safari trip.
Suddenly, a lion jumps roaring out of the bushes.
One of the friends grabs a hand of sand and throws it into the eyes of the lion, and proceeds to climb into a tree.
The other man just keeps standing there.
"Come on!", shouts the first one, "what are you waiting for? Climb a tree!"
"Why? I didn't throw the sand!"
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:26,
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another...One day, two City types were walking through the park near the zoo and they heard a scream.
"Watch out, The Lion's loose," yelled a keeper - hiding inside an empty cage. The two City chaps heard the cry and one stopped, took a pair of running shoes from his briefcase and quickly slipped them on.
As they jogged off together, the one in city shoes said to his sneaker-clad pal "you don't think that those shoes are going to help you outrun the lion, do you?"
"No,", said his pal, surging ahead. "But I don't have to outrun the lion, I only have to outrun you."
("Watch out, The Lion's loose," yelled a keeper - hiding inside an empty cage. The two City chaps heard the cry and one stopped, took a pair of running shoes from his briefcase and quickly slipped them on.
As they jogged off together, the one in city shoes said to his sneaker-clad pal "you don't think that those shoes are going to help you outrun the lion, do you?"
"No,", said his pal, surging ahead. "But I don't have to outrun the lion, I only have to outrun you."
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:34,
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haha!I must try and remember that one...
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Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:43,
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